http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45357 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 01:02:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45357#post-130773 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 11:30:57 +0000 Oxbridge 130773@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5*. Probably too short for FP, but sure fire NiB.</p> <p>Possible additional line. 'Another of my employees once told me I could stick my company where the sun don't shine,' said Rogers, 'so we've just relocated to Manchester.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45357#post-130562 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 11:16:12 +0000 Yikes 130562@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hope the use of this as a ticker doesn't stop it eventually making FP or NiB ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45357#post-130343 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 10:22:22 +0000 dvo4fun 130343@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Looking forward to the artwork if it makes FP </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45357#post-130333 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 08:39:39 +0000 button 130333@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very funny, its 5 stars from me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45357#post-130330 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 08:38:10 +0000 writinginbsl 130330@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>funny</p> <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45357#post-130322 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 06:34:06 +0000 Yikes 130322@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>very funny! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45357#post-130320 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 06:14:24 +0000 dvo4fun 130320@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, funny from headline on </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45357#post-130313 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 05:36:51 +0000 Gerontius 130313@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good work Froggie </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45357#post-130310 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 05:27:58 +0000 Thor 130310@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good stuff. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45357#post-130277 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 22:10:13 +0000 Golgo13 130277@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45357#post-130276 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 22:04:57 +0000 The Masked Frog 130276@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stoke mandeville hospital situated right in the heart of extra toe country, is quite used to its fair share of unusual injuries. But staff at accident and emergency were rather taken aback this morning, by the arrival of a local office manager Mike 'Ted' Rogers with a full time administrative job inserted firmly into his rectum.</p> <p> A grimacing Mr Rogers told us 'I like to take a consultative management approach in order to drive the business forward. Staff like to feel that they are being listened to so when one of my employees told me to take my job and shove it right up my anus, I thought I'd better do just that.'</p> <p> Doctors struggled over a 3 hour operation to remove the position, which includes a 40 hour week, free uniform, flexitime and a stakeholder pension. 'There might be the odd team building day or morning meeting still in there,' we were told, 'but basically he's free to poo again'</p> <p>A spokesman for the hospital issued a further statement. 'The advice we would give to the general public is to avoid sticking anything up your arse, even if you are told to by someone else. It's probably quite innocent, but that person may not have your best interests at heart.' </p>