http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:17:35 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130256 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 20:23:40 +0000 Ironduke 130256@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, my feet have been giving me a bit of gyp... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130255 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 20:22:41 +0000 The All New Jeni B 130255@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Of course, you and Junket would have client/patient confidentiality.<br /> But which was which... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130253 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 20:18:34 +0000 Ironduke 130253@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I understand Jeni. You can count on my discretion. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130250 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 20:05:17 +0000 The All New Jeni B 130250@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Id, rest assured that any liaison that Junket believes we may have had were due entirely to his obvious overindulgence in hallucinogenics. I'd be checking your Ketamine supplies too, just in case... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130249 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 19:56:53 +0000 Ironduke 130249@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well thats a very kind offer Jeni, but I really don't think I want Junket's sloppy seconds, thank you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130243 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 18:21:20 +0000 Gerontius 130243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ah, but what if Terry is in fact a highly intelligent life form that plays chess and reads Kafka and is only playing at being dumb.<br /> He got off didn't he?<br /> His lawyer claims Terry was only repeating something he thought Ferdinand had said.<br /> I want that lawyer when my case comes up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130217 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 13:29:17 +0000 The All New Jeni B 130217@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I didn't marry Mr B for his brain.</p> <p>I believe that the gene pool of exceptionally good looking people should be prolonged. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130215 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 13:07:55 +0000 Ironduke 130215@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So Jeni...you ridicule this man for his stupidity and express amazement that a man of his limited cerbral gift is allowed to breed.</p> <p>Then, you ask the same question of your husband (and father of your children, unless junket's claims are to be believed) and received a similar reply.</p> <p>Woudl you like to take up the story now, as the awful realisation filtered through? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130205 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:56:57 +0000 dvo4fun 130205@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Simply wonderful - that must soon enter the lexicon of English legalish. </p> <p>As in: Instructing Solicitor to Learned Counsel "No point in even trying to coach this one, he's a complete Terry" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130204 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:45:10 +0000 medici2471 130204@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, unbelievable</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45273">that's what I was getting at</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130202 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:31:26 +0000 The All New Jeni B 130202@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It'll probably make the next edition of "100 Cases Every Law Student Should Know". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130201 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:26:01 +0000 Yikes 130201@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think this will make that classic list of legal gaffes that gets emailed round every now and again.</p> <p>Gold medal contender in my opinion ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130200 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:16:26 +0000 The All New Jeni B 130200@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>God help me. Just told Mr B about this, and was met with an uncomprehending expression.</p> <p>"But he's just doing what he was asked." said he.</p> <p>I give up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130198 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:02:18 +0000 cinquecento 130198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>a living refutation of Intelligent Design </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130196 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:57:57 +0000 The All New Jeni B 130196@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, is that true?</p> <p>I've been told we will face dealing with clients of sub-normal educational levels, and should always pitch any questions suitably, but really?!</p> <p>And this man is not only paid exorbitant sums of money, but is also free to breed?</p> <p>Surely a one-man advocate for the introduction of Eugenics? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45333#post-130193 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:29:25 +0000 Yikes 130193@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/9395243/John-Terry-racism-trial-Chelsea-captain-only-too-pleased-to-follow-orders-in-courtroom-gaffe.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/9395243/John-Terry-racism-trial-Chelsea-captain-only-too-pleased-to-follow-orders-in-courtroom-gaffe.html</a></p> <p>I've been a lawyer for something like 17 years and have never come across an answer so stupid!! </p>