http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45332 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 03:58:49 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45332#post-130354 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 11:40:20 +0000 MADJEZ 130354@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Genius ! have some stars. Obviously I can't say '5' or 'Five' as this would breach Olympic copyright regulations... oh shit I said 'Olympics'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45332#post-130331 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 08:38:50 +0000 writinginbsl 130331@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>very very funny indeed</p> <p>good fp </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45332#post-130316 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 06:01:22 +0000 dvo4fun 130316@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And rewarded with FP Gold! Lovely work, you're on a roll. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45332#post-130212 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:35:01 +0000 Anonymous 130212@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>my top Olympics sub so far.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45332#post-130209 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:18:13 +0000 dvo4fun 130209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good daneade. Lovely job &amp; as it had me larfing you can take another five. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45332#post-130190 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:02:39 +0000 Yikes 130190@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 gold medals from me! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45332#post-130189 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 09:58:42 +0000 daneade 130189@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Theresa May today admitted she had grave doubts about G4S’s abilities to keep non- McDonald’s potato products from entering Olympic Park.</p> <p>‘It’s a nightmare scenario really,’ said May. ‘We’re potentially looking at multiple chip-related security breaches.’<br /> ‘We’ve already intercepted one man of Middle Eastern appearance trying to smuggle in a one kilo bag of McCain's Low Fat Oven Fries, so who knows what else is out there.’</p> <p>Experts say that if undetected the 1 kilo bag could potentially have provided a family of six with a very generous portion of reasonably priced chips each. ‘The thought of it sends a shiver up my spine’ said an unnamed McDonalds executive. </p> <p>G4S officials say they’re frantically retraining their 7 remaining guards how to spot chips on the X-Ray machines and have told them to pay particular attention to any little kiddies carrying hot-dogs or other chip-related ‘red flag’ foodstuffs. </p> <p>In another illustration of the dangers, anti-terror police raided a family home in Islington – just 5 miles from Olympic Park - and discovered what they described as ‘a chip-making factory.’</p> <p>‘We found deep-fryers, a freezer full of easy cook frozen chips, packets of hash browns as well as several bags of potatoes – the essential raw ingredient needed for the assembly of illegal chips,’ said a spokesman. ‘We have a slightly overweight family of five in custody for further questioning.’ Police suspect they may be linked to one of the big Irish potato cartels or could even be traced right back to South American growers.’</p> <p>‘It’s a big discovery – we estimate 7-8 kilos of pure spud.’ </p>