http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45319 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 11:37:13 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45319#post-130534 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 08:47:50 +0000 writinginbsl 130534@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>just found this</p> <p>very funny</p> <p>*lympic stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45319#post-130184 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 09:30:36 +0000 RickH 130184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Right, your final exam. Repeat after me</p> <p>OI !<br /> YOU!<br /> BACK OF THE QUEUE !</p> <p>OK you've all passed.<br /> You can let anyone with a hook for an arm in - 'e's me cousin" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45319#post-130166 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 08:48:51 +0000 NewSuburbanDad 130166@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all. Was also thinking of a small extension along the lines of "where do you think you're going with that spear thing" and "Seb Coe? No Seb Coe on the list. We've got a Feb Doe though' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45319#post-130160 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 08:06:22 +0000 button 130160@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like it! I expect they would be good at allowing absolutely no drugs in...unless you bought it from them. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45319#post-130152 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 07:37:38 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 130152@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Aye! Have some gold stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45319#post-130150 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 07:20:59 +0000 Yikes 130150@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very nice! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45319#post-130149 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 07:14:20 +0000 NewSuburbanDad 130149@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>G4S  group confirmed today it had taken on an extra 3,500 personnel to safeguard Olympic sites,  but could not deploy them due to dress code interpretation difficulties. Recruits are struggling to allow venue admission "if - and I cannot stress this enough - even if punters are wearing trainers".</p> <p>'It's hard to get your head round these new rules' said cadet Darren  Bull, a freelance External Aperture Nocturnal Ingress Consultant from Sutton, Surrey. 'In bouncer school we had a motto - "should the trainered foot pass you'll have a pain in the arse" - and its proved right all these years. How do they expect me to unlearn all that, just to deal with some foreign bloke claiming he's got to run around inside or something? He might be pulling a fast one.'</p> <p>Around 10% of recruits have so far got over the issue of casual shoes, and are now progressing to level two of the course: "vests and shorts are ok as well". As yet, and with just two weeks to go, no would-be guards have  moved on to the third and hardest level - "groups of men are ok - the Canadian coxless 4 boat team does not need to come back when it's found four girls"</p> <p>'Yes it's bad. The army nightclub brigade has to make up the numbers'' said an Olympic spokesman. 'But lets look at our successes as well . I'm pleased to announce a new sport this year - the 400m road re-lay race. The final is tomorrow on the M4 arena, and we think the Poles will get gold. ' </p>