http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45311 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:38:02 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45311#post-130175 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 09:11:27 +0000 Sinnick 130175@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>PS, you might like to add your thoughts to "Vegetarian Society", "Old Jokes", or "Celebrity Encounters" threads. Or you might not. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45311#post-130169 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 08:57:07 +0000 Sinnick 130169@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Welcome aboard the Good Ship NewsBiscuit, Mr NFY. You seem to have a sense of humour already, which will help on our journey to Erehwon (see what I did there?). Might be nice to get an avatar, instructions around here somewhere, so we can see what you look like (I'm a Satyr Tragopan, for example).</p> <p>Try for a ticker, NiB or FP, or maybe an elusive Left Alert. Most go for the 1-liner, but the experts try for something a little harder. Most attempts won't work, but if you catch the Captain's eye, you might end up in his cabin.</p> <p>Most subjects, especially sex, Boris and Clegg (though not necessarily at the same time), are valid, but it's probably best to avoid dead children and Hitler. If it's topical, all the better.</p> <p>Oh, and it's best to keep away from bilge-rats, trolls and adverts - most of them go away if they're ignored. But sadly not all of them. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45311#post-130156 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 07:44:55 +0000 bonjonelson 130156@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm stunned by the thought that there's somewhere of a lower standard than Newsbiscuit... </p> <p>I write at home and at the office, when no-one is looking. Does that count? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45311#post-130155 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 07:44:12 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 130155@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>At least it's something to look forward to dvo... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45311#post-130151 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 07:30:11 +0000 Gerontius 130151@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Harrow, Stanmore even Wembley but never Brent.<br /> Although I have been cruising in Fryent Country Park once or twice.<br /> Has anyone mentioned latrine duty ...last in, last out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45311#post-130144 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 06:45:48 +0000 dvo4fun 130144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, harsh but fair is the Biscuit way. I should say HIG that following a recent near-death experience I've got a letter from my mum excusing me from kickings and twattings etc until the end of next week.</p> <p>My first bog-washing on the Monday afterwards is a sponsored event for Help the Heroes </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45311#post-130125 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 00:25:27 +0000 HIGNFY 130125@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for the welcome.! </p> <p>Tell Dvoif you see him I will get him later, I won't even wait until the bikesheds, I'll twat him in the playground if he looks at me funny. I will follow him home and stand outside his house and "wait" for him (until his big brothers or dad clock me).</p> <p>Once I do that I hope I will be accepted by everyone else, then, in 20 years time, when we have all left school, been through the crap is life and Dvo is now either a copper or my bank manager I will regret my desire to be accepted. </p> <p> Especially after he plants drugs on me and I end up in a cell with John Terry. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45311#post-130123 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 00:06:42 +0000 Ironduke 130123@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've written pretty much the full range of wheres: somewhere, nowhere, everywhere and anywhere; but I don't recall ever scribing an elsewhere before. Still, that felt good, so I might give it another go.<br /> Welcome.<br /> Apparently there is a new initiation process where you drag Dvo behind the bikesheds and give him a good kicking, whilst most of the bigger boys cheer and lay a boot in, and a couple of wimps scream 'leave it, he ain't worth it' from the background. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45311#post-130119 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 23:26:22 +0000 HIGNFY 130119@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello,</p> <p>I am new here, though I have written elswhere, on thespoof.co.uk - though this seems to be of a slightly higher standard and I hope I can improve here! </p> <p>Anyone else write elsewhere?</p> <p>Brent </p>