Forum » Topic: G4S Olympic security arrangements: “Will all be in place by August.”

Forum » Topic: G4S Olympic security arrangements: “Will all be in place by August.” http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45285 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 03:35:32 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Ironduke on "G4S Olympic security arrangements: “Will all be in place by August.”" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45285#post-130216 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 13:11:19 +0000 Ironduke 130216@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ A 7year period? Endometriosis is NO laughing matter, Dvo. Perhaps if your gender was personally touched by it, you wouldn't feel quite so happy to mock the afflicted. daneade on "G4S Olympic security arrangements: “Will all be in place by August.”" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45285#post-130211 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:27:36 +0000 daneade 130211@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ i likes it.....g4s have royally fkd up dvo4fun on "G4S Olympic security arrangements: “Will all be in place by August.”" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45285#post-130210 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:23:19 +0000 dvo4fun 130210@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Oops - should have been 'September' in headline. The games are going to be running in August BUT the core of the joke is that the G4S security chaps won't be ready in time. So, by the time they're trained up - the games will be over! Do you see what I mean? Perks on "G4S Olympic security arrangements: “Will all be in place by August.”" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45285#post-130076 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 21:57:39 +0000 Perks 130076@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Only if it's an Olympic fiver, which will actually be about 40 quid by the time the handover is finished. dvo4fun on "G4S Olympic security arrangements: “Will all be in place by August.”" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45285#post-130075 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 21:53:24 +0000 dvo4fun 130075@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Loyalty - can't put a price on it - a fiver OK? Perks on "G4S Olympic security arrangements: “Will all be in place by August.”" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45285#post-130057 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 20:53:10 +0000 Perks 130057@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Well I liked it. stars from me dvo4fun on "G4S Olympic security arrangements: “Will all be in place by August.”" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45285#post-129979 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:50:45 +0000 dvo4fun 129979@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ “Over the 7 year period since London was awarded the Games our security arrangements are less than four weeks behind with a fortnight to go; around a mere 1-2% overall.” said Home Secretary Theresa May in Westminster today “Whilst it’s true that there’s been a slight recruitment slippage, current UK Army redundancy plans will mean a greater pool of trained security professionals will be available to G4S by mid-August.” Responding directly to Labour MP Dennis Skinner’s suggestion that ‘This bloody shower of toffs couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery’ Mrs May responded “May I remind the honourable gentleman that less than two years ago the coalition inherited, from HIS Government, a situation where absolutely no front-line Games security staff were in post at all” adding, to loud cheers from Government benches “and don’t forget Skinner, I’m the fucking Home Secretary. And I know where you live.”