http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45211 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:25:57 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45211#post-129562 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 23:17:04 +0000 Hooch 129562@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Experts were confounded last night as it emerged that managers [yes,as in plural] are looking at Andy Carroll to improve their squads.s</p> <p>‘The manager gets a nice severance packaged if he’s sacked. That’s the only examination to sign a player that made a nation long of the days of Peter Crouch,’ was the verdict of a leading sports journalist. Another added, ‘Ah..um…sorry….what?’ before his head exploded in his misguided attempt to make sense of it all.</p> <p>It is thought that if West Ham manager Sam Allardyce does not get his man he will turn to his second choice, a 6ft 4 plank of wood. Although he fears that the planks superior movement would impede his ‘lump it forward’ strategy. </p>