http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45201 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 04:52:49 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45201#post-129953 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 11:24:18 +0000 beau-jolly 129953@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lucky he went for "Saucy". Imagine if he'd decided on "hard core":<br /> Hard core? I'll show you hard core! Alright mate you can tip it here. Rumble rumble crash &lt;two tons of broken bricks later&gt; Now that's what I call hard core. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45201#post-129948 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 11:15:32 +0000 Ironduke 129948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wish I was a bit better at English.</p> <p>He rushed in, dragged her away from her porn, and splashed his sauce all over her.</p> <p>Now...was he groping for a metaphor? An allegory? A similie? Subconscious euphemism? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45201#post-129939 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 10:11:13 +0000 beau-jolly 129939@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Missed this story but I'm sure I'll ketchup.<br /> Imagine if he'd decided to show her what real sex was like on her doorstep. I guess she's still be cleaning a mess off the walls.</p> <p>At what point did she call the police and have him arrested? A tad over the top don't you think? Nice to see it ended with them being friends again. Can't help imagining that they are both a little smeshul though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45201#post-129937 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 09:55:20 +0000 Thor 129937@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is this what they mean by ‘vinegar strokes?' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45201#post-129934 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 09:52:50 +0000 Oxbridge 129934@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'He squeezed it, some horrible salty sauce came out and now my eyes are stinging...'</p> <p>I'll get my coat </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45201#post-129788 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 12:42:39 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 129788@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I just hope as he squozed the bottle he said "Who's your daddies!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45201#post-129515 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 19:40:03 +0000 The All New Jeni B 129515@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh dear God. He actually did say that.<br /> What an absolute twat of a man.</p> <p>I wish the judge had thrown the book at him....B'doom t'sch. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45201#post-129514 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 19:34:43 +0000 Ironduke 129514@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9389109/Boyfriend-squirted-partner-with-brown-sauce-when-she-refused-to-stop-reading-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9389109/Boyfriend-squirted-partner-with-brown-sauce-when-she-refused-to-stop-reading-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey.html</a></p> <p>Summarised as boyfriend disgusted at girlfriend reading 50shades of greay found guilty of assaulting her with a brown sauce bottle having intended to 'show her what saucy really means'. </p> <p>The section where she complained of having a mess on her walls and stinging her eyes was painful to read I was laughing so hard. </p>