http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4520 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 03:45:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4520#post-12712 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:58:10 +0000 PluckyMunky 12712@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh yes! I should have picked that up from the references to Evil Island (which I know little about). I suppose we all live in parallel worlds, here. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4520#post-12709 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:52:19 +0000 Quaz 12709@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm more sort of an unwelcome guest or squatter. Many moons ago we settled on the conceit that I (and others) sneak into her house at night to use the net, eat her biscuits, drink her tea and trash the booze cabinet. The chat room also doubles as a an imaginary 'real place', as does Evil Island. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4520#post-12703 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:41:48 +0000 PluckyMunky 12703@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excuse me, Jeni, but are you and Quaz like an item? Whatever. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4520#post-12701 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:38:24 +0000 The All New Jeni B 12701@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A bit like you do in my kitchen with any utensil you can find?</p> <p>And by the way, please, if you drop the lid of the Lurpack Spreadable tub again, please wash the dog hair and food crumbs off it, before you put it back! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4520#post-12700 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:37:16 +0000 PluckyMunky 12700@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I will remember that, Jeni and incorporate it next time my 'buttering bread' is due for a 2nd edition. I hope all the family are well. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4520#post-12699 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:35:45 +0000 Quaz 12699@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I seem to find that you can instantly recognise someone who lived in a student house because they will use the bread knife to cut a loaf, then butter the bread with the bread knife and leave it for the next person wash up.</p> <p>Is this something they teach in the first week at Uni? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4520#post-12695 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:25:49 +0000 The All New Jeni B 12695@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Personally, having worked in many restaurants, I never use a knife to spread butter on anything. A spoon is by far the most successful implement. It doesn't rip the bread, spreads the butter evenly, and can be used to neatly removed the butter from the packet.</p> <p>It was a chef what told me that tip. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4520#post-12693 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:22:48 +0000 PluckyMunky 12693@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fortunately for me, Mr Quaz, Gillian McKeith is a wonderous fraud. I stand by my bread and butter. Satan's jism, I know less about. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4520#post-12689 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:16:58 +0000 Quaz 12689@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You also seem to be advocating the ingestion of Butter, which Gillian McKeith would have us believe is Satans Jism. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4520#post-12682 Fri, 14 May 2010 18:53:53 +0000 PluckyMunky 12682@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh no! Lord luv us! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4520#post-12680 Fri, 14 May 2010 18:39:58 +0000 brownpaperreporter 12680@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excuse me Mr Munky but you seem to be advocating the use of a knife in a public forum. Constable! Constable! Leave that waggon in a stream and arrest this man ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4520#post-12679 Fri, 14 May 2010 18:26:23 +0000 PluckyMunky 12679@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Take a slice of bread and butter it. What could possibly go wrong here?</p> <p><center><em>Two in an short, occasional, series of 23789. Prof. Munky Inc.</em></center> </p>