http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45194 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 03:09:06 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45194#post-130745 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 09:15:12 +0000 writinginbsl 130745@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>good left alert-funny</p> <p>tried to emigrate there but they wouldnt have me. not that im bitter...</p> <p>BASTARDS </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45194#post-130668 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 21:27:52 +0000 Perks 130668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice left alert. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45194#post-130533 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 08:45:08 +0000 writinginbsl 130533@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep-fab</p> <p>inspired punch line </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45194#post-130531 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 08:40:18 +0000 Sinnick 130531@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent Left Alert</p> <p>Looking forward to an honest review of France </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45194#post-129531 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 20:39:57 +0000 RickH 129531@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like the G9 bit, but we don't mind people's misconceptions.<br /> No banks gone bust, sun's out (and will be for <em>weeks</em> at least) and it's steak and lobster on the BBQ.<br /> How's it going in that bankrupt swamp of yours, eh? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45194#post-129505 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:59:54 +0000 Perks 129505@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one seymour. Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45194#post-129467 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:41:24 +0000 The All New Jeni B 129467@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The bits of Canada that aren't French tend to be Scottish.</p> <p>Embarrassingly, it is also why Canadians are renowned for adding "Eh" at the end of every statement.</p> <p>Nice work Seymour. Maple-flavoured stars eh. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45194#post-129463 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:21:53 +0000 beau-jolly 129463@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't forget that its also famous for dry ginger ale and ...er<br /> oh yes Canadian Club: A rye whiskey used for beating seal cubs to death. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45194#post-129441 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 14:31:32 +0000 seymour totti 129441@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As the old song goes, "It's big, it's bare, it's somewhere over there". This sums up succinctly what most people feel about the great nation of Canada. Well, we are here to help, with our rough guide to this wild outpost.</p> <p>Canada was discovered in 1874 by the residents of Montana, USA, who decided to knock through and make better use of the space. The country is most famous for being the largest landmass that people tend to forget even exists.</p> <p>Canada's most famous export was the clothing retailers C&amp;A. Though successful in mainland Europe, the brand suffered in the UK due to their insistence on half of their in-store signage being written in French. Canada is part of the G7 and G8 group of nations. It hopes to join the G9 group when it is formed so they can complete the world's largest game of Battleships.</p> <p>Toronto's CN Tower was once the tallest building in the world. It is famed for its construction though it is acknowledged that its one downside is that, from the top, all you can see is lots more of Toronto. The national currency is the Canadian Dollar. This is exactly the same as the American Dollar and stores happily accept both without complaint.</p> <p>One of Canada's national sports is Lacrosse, which is a form of Ice Hockey played by people who value their teeth. Canada is one of the top 3 manufacturers of Mountains, only beaten by Switzerland for tax purposes. Their national anthem is the cleverly named "Oh Canada", though most people are happy to sing a rendition of "2 Polar Bears and 1 Stanley Cup, doo dah, doo dah".</p> <p>Canadians are disliked by many people as they are 50% American and 50% French, though they are the number one food supply of Polar Bears. Canada has a highly developed space exploration program. Many Canadians are keen on this as it symbolises a chance to get as far away from America as possible. One of Canada's most famous sons is Benton Fraser from the TV show "Due South", despite the fact he is merely fictional.</p> <p>So why not come to Canada, if you can work out where it is. Canada – The only part of France that Germany hasn't invaded yet. </p>