http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 21:27:29 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-133312 Fri, 03 Aug 2012 09:29:16 +0000 godly1966 133312@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can give you a million pounds, all I need is £50.000 upfront to cover the cost of postage. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-133304 Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:34:28 +0000 stefanm 133304@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I always get mails from very rich people who want to send me their money just like that. Am I the only one? I must be daaamn lucky! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-132582 Sat, 28 Jul 2012 22:41:55 +0000 Quaz 132582@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The photo of the Giant tortoise isn't doing it for me. Maybe tortoise is the sweedish word for<br /> female beach vollyball team in a sauna. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-132138 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 05:57:51 +0000 Al OPecia 132138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not cheering me up this morning </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-132113 Wed, 25 Jul 2012 23:06:03 +0000 Quaz 132113@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>or 12volt electric shocks </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-131917 Tue, 24 Jul 2012 23:17:49 +0000 Ironduke 131917@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think, to be fair, there would be horrific chaffeing if Godly used a scalextric for that purpose. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-131915 Tue, 24 Jul 2012 22:53:21 +0000 Quaz 131915@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Godly, you clearly have a richer and more varied life then me. I get Scalextric on there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-131568 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 09:14:24 +0000 godly1966 131568@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Recently on eBay in the items I might be interested in was a mug with the slogan “I love my dildo” written on it. How did they know? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-131466 Fri, 20 Jul 2012 18:36:36 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 131466@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"chat with single Armenians HERE" seems quite unusual even by the standards of the normal ads in this place.</p> <p>Button - why's there a picture of wayland on the galapagos experts ad? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-130721 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 08:21:57 +0000 cinquecento 130721@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm now being urged to become a professional trader ("no experience needed"). As this is the only career advice I've received in the last 20 years, I'm tempted to follow it - what could possibly go wrong? LIBORs, LIBORs, get your LIBORs here </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-130644 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:20:53 +0000 dvo4fun 130644@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A bit concerned that the woman appearing in the targeted ad. above on my screen [for Mature Dating UK] looks young enough to be my daughter </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-130459 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 14:29:39 +0000 Thor 130459@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now I’m getting 'screwfix'. Something to do with hammers, or my, (‘cough’) other hobbies?<br /> Let’s try ‘ornamental busts and large chests.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-130420 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 22:13:38 +0000 Ironduke 130420@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So that means perhaps everybody who has been complaining about getting dating sites with asian girls on it ought to (ahem) have a little word with themselves (and their browser history)?</p> <p>Of course I've only been getting adverts for wholemeal bread, rosary beads and charitable giving. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-130337 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 08:48:16 +0000 button 130337@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have 'Call the Galapogos Experts' at the moment and i have just re-read Wayland's Irksome George story, in fact there is a picture of him on the ad. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-130326 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 07:12:13 +0000 Sinnick 130326@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It worked, Thor, I've now got an ad for making videos :-(</p> <p>Latvian strippers pole dancing</p> <p>[probably will now get adverts for immigrant workers that remove wallpaper while clog dancing) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182&page=2#post-130309 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 05:26:41 +0000 Thor 130309@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Swedish lesbian threesome. (Worth a try). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-130304 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 00:42:54 +0000 Quaz 130304@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Womens vollyball sauna (oh come on! it must start to sway the stats at some point) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-130270 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 21:06:01 +0000 The All New Jeni B 130270@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The zombie Esther?<br /> That is one, very scary Rantzen. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-130268 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 20:54:43 +0000 waylandsmithy 130268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've just had Esther Rantzen appear, looking really pleased at the prospect that I might be injured. Sadistic bitch. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-130127 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 00:29:28 +0000 HIGNFY 130127@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Re: Mature dating....could someone send me the link?</p> <p>Thanks </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-130124 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 00:17:39 +0000 Quaz 130124@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Womens vollyball sauna (just trying out a theory) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-129973 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:14:08 +0000 Ironduke 129973@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Barclays loans. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-129963 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 12:10:10 +0000 beau-jolly 129963@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Damn you Firefox adblocking. I'll just have to imagine the young ladies trained in the art of pleasing men and the instant cure for beer bellies.<br /> Just what advert did the wanking monkeys sub conjure up? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-129911 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 07:55:47 +0000 Thor 129911@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I keep getting Muslim dating ads; presumably because they’re looking for a real God. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-129910 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 07:49:18 +0000 cinquecento 129910@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm now getting the MatureDating too, which is a disappointing slide down from the Asian girls. Moreover, having just read the wanking monkeys sub, my peripheral vision initially picked it up as MasturBating, which had me urgently clearing my cookies and cache </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-129888 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 00:33:36 +0000 Quaz 129888@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it something we said? I vote that we talk more about female beach vollyball teams and sauna's and see what we can get. If you build it, they will come (but likely, after). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-129863 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 22:38:48 +0000 Ironduke 129863@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, I'm a Libra, greying round the temples and some light laughter lines, WLTM a Lithuanian ladies Netball team in sauna of their choice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-129858 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 22:17:53 +0000 Sinnick 129858@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Curious, ID, I'm being stalked by 'mature vets dating' adverts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-129820 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:30:29 +0000 Ironduke 129820@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm being stalked by 'mature dating' adverts which is rather dispiriting. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45182#post-129810 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 16:04:32 +0000 NewSuburbanDad 129810@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I got the Asian girls on this chat room yesterday and the Bentley ad today. Are men really that predictable? </p>