http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:52:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161&page=2#post-129962 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 11:53:06 +0000 button 129962@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You would have thought the pope could forgive him? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161&page=2#post-129956 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 11:30:53 +0000 charlies_hat 129956@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Keep em coming dvo - maybe you and junket can have some making up sex ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161&page=2#post-129954 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 11:24:26 +0000 dvo4fun 129954@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Me too, even Mrs4fun thought that was funny (and had hated my initial sub) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129944 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 10:50:17 +0000 beau-jolly 129944@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>...so the Somme's a giggle now?</p> <p>You just can't leave it alone, can you?</blockquote></p> <p>This just made me gaffaw out loud. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129867 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 22:57:55 +0000 FlashArry 129867@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's a terrible accusation to level at anyone, Perks </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129864 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 22:42:46 +0000 dvo4fun 129864@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Perks:</p> <p>Banged to rights guv </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129836 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 20:03:03 +0000 Perks 129836@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Welcome back, and may I say with an apology that Jimmy Carr would be proud of, following a Joke that Jimmy Carr would have been proud of. Hold on, are you Jimmy Carr? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129823 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:01:50 +0000 The All New Jeni B 129823@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I love that he objected to the staining, but not to the baby's dummy!</p> <p>I suppose instigating a court case based on the allegations of child abuse would open up a whole new can of worms.</p> <p>Must say though, that is a stonker of a drinker's nose old Popey boy has going on, Communion wine anyone? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129822 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:59:35 +0000 Midfield Diamond 129822@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, suitably grovelling apology dvo, duly accepted by most I'm sure, with one notable exception.</p> <p>If anyone feels like expanding the idea of using Hawkeye to judge whether the line has been crossed or not, please feel free. It seemed to go down ok as an in-joke on here but perhaps could be applied in a wider sense. I'm just a bit busy at the moment to have a go at it myself. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129821 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:47:45 +0000 waylandsmithy 129821@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/the-pope/9392600/Pope-sues-German-magazine-over-Vatileaks-cover.html">could be worse...</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129816 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 16:49:16 +0000 Ironduke 129816@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>" Hmm... [sticks his head out of trench and looks around cautiously]."</p> <p>...so the Somme's a giggle now?</p> <p>You just can't leave it alone, can you?</p> <p>(I'll pop back in half an hour, and four pages, to check which comes first, Hitler or the Paedophilia. Welcome back Dvo!) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129813 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 16:40:03 +0000 The All New Jeni B 129813@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, welcome back Dvo.</p> <p>I understood that you were trying to create a juxtaposition, and 'got' the point, as I explained it just wasn't for me.</p> <p>Little did I know that my attempt at explaining that would just add fuel to the shit-bomb that erupted!</p> <p>I've always found your stuff amusing, so please don't stop posting because of one troll. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129809 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 16:00:46 +0000 waylandsmithy 129809@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Welcome back dvo! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129808 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 15:52:17 +0000 beau-jolly 129808@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>On the other hand it was the catalist for a most enjoyable floucing session. I haven't laughed so much since I strangled those kittens ... what? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129802 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 15:22:36 +0000 dvo4fun 129802@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hmm... [sticks his head out of trench and looks around cautiously]. </p> <p>Sorry to bump this up again but perhaps better here in the chat room than in ‘the other place’ and maybe we could now let it sink into the depths once more.<br /> First of all, my genuine apologies to anyone who was genuinely offended by my ‘Dunblane’ sub. </p> <p>Other than to say that there was no intention in any way to ‘make fun of’ the circumstances or children slaughtered in Dunblane (but to use it as an event against which to mark the massive media coverage of Mr Murray and his full-time ball-hitting career) I really don’t think there’s anything else I could say on the content of the dozen or so words sub itself.</p> <p>However, it clearly crossed ‘the line’ by a large margin for many (some of whose opinions I have learned over the past year to value for their honesty). ‘The line’ is somewhat subjective but the consensus, amongst both those who do find my work funny from time to time and those who express no opinion on same, is quite clear in this case.</p> <p>At the risk of poking a sticky stick into a nest of grumpy hornets I thought I'd post this response to comments made here and on the other thread. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129530 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 20:37:11 +0000 Quaz 129530@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Or Norfolk.</p> <p>I was talking to an Aussie last night and I was explaining how "You Can't" get from A to B on a bus, and he took offence. It took a Kiwi to explain to him he was wrong in his understanding. It was 2 to 1 that the Aussie was wrong, and about 64 million to one if you considered that he was in the nation that invented his language. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129517 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 19:41:27 +0000 The All New Jeni B 129517@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I saw the "Upper" as a given Id, and yes, Somerset is the only county in which these villages could possibly be. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129511 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 19:24:19 +0000 Ironduke 129511@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If there's a Lower Cunting Dollop it stands to reason there is an Upper Cunting Dollop, which with a Somerset accent (which I hope all agree is obligatory for this vernacular village cluster) should make for marvelous double-entendres. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129509 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 19:19:19 +0000 The All New Jeni B 129509@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Also the sister villages of Much Cunting Dollop and Lower Cunting Dollop.</p> <p>The pub is called The Cunts Inn, and there's a local folk group who are The Cunting Singers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129504 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:57:50 +0000 shitsu_tonka 129504@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cunting Dollop sounds like the name of the sort of pretty, ye olde village where they film things like The Vicar of Dibley and still burn a wicker man. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129502 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:43:29 +0000 Ironduke 129502@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Within hours of Junket56 making his now legendary appearance, Youbuyitnow has christened the term 'cunting dollop'.</p> <p>Can it be mere coincidence...or is a higher power at work here? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129498 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:22:18 +0000 The All New Jeni B 129498@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I suspect he does Al, I suspect he does... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129489 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:05:12 +0000 Al OPecia 129489@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perhaps he has a "Trolling Name Bank" Jen? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129481 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 17:32:32 +0000 waylandsmithy 129481@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To be fair Ironduke, it is an unusual hobby for a fireman. Did you manage to rescue those kittens, by the way? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129472 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:48:34 +0000 Ironduke 129472@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've only just recovered from being teased about the cow's bottoms thing.</p> <p>Totally blindsides you when you're hit from a completely new angle like that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129454 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:28:56 +0000 beau-jolly 129454@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There is a definate MO to this trollery. Also this particular guy has been around since April, never posted and then goes all arsey and personal like he has been here for ages...Hmmm </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129446 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 14:42:31 +0000 Gerontius 129446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The thing I don't get is that initially he attacked you after you'd sort of agreed with him.<br /> Which is a bit odd in itself.<br /> He attacked you because you'd taken the time to explain.<br /> My achilles heel is when people have a go at old folk in a cruel way.<br /> I can put up with most stuff but not attacking old people.<br /> Especially as I am one myself now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129329 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 07:47:39 +0000 The All New Jeni B 129329@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To be honest, I'd read it, thought it crossed my personal line and moved on.</p> <p>Mr Angry did prompt me to comment, but only because his outburst was so unnecessary that I felt I should say something.</p> <p>Didn't realise I was opening myself up to an attack from someone with evident anger management problems.</p> <p>These debates are healthy, but it becomes a little wearing when you read your nth discussion on the same theme.</p> <p>EDIT - Feel that Dvo has been attacked unnecessarily by some.<br /> No need for it to get personal people. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129323 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 07:27:01 +0000 Gerontius 129323@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I actually think these spats are a healthy thing.<br /> It certainly makes for lively debate.<br /> And maybe helps define what people do and do not find funny.<br /> I'm sure most people would have just read it and moved on if whatshisface hadn't made his objections felt.<br /> I think most of the time people don't actually have an opinion on anything until forced to make one. (Re:Terry v Ferdinand)<br /> The sub was pretty anonymous, but now we all have to make a judgement. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45161#post-129322 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 07:19:39 +0000 Yikes 129322@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Had 3 copies of the mag. I think they all got nicked at a student party :( </p>