Forum » Topic: Andy Murray fitted with dog’s tail to help express his emotions http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45160 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 12:24:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php cinquecento on "Andy Murray fitted with dog’s tail to help express his emotions" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45160#post-129339 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 08:41:37 +0000 cinquecento 129339@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>very nice, 5*, though in reality of course his mother would operate it... I know a thing or two about tennis mums :( </p> Sinnick on "Andy Murray fitted with dog’s tail to help express his emotions" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45160#post-129332 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 08:17:11 +0000 Sinnick 129332@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice idea</p> <p>Might work better with that Clegg chap ? </p> Golgo13 on "Andy Murray fitted with dog’s tail to help express his emotions" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45160#post-129328 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 07:46:59 +0000 Golgo13 129328@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. </p> button on "Andy Murray fitted with dog’s tail to help express his emotions" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45160#post-129327 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 07:45:15 +0000 button 129327@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great idea </p> The Masked Frog on "Andy Murray fitted with dog’s tail to help express his emotions" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45160#post-129314 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 06:42:55 +0000 The Masked Frog 129314@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Made me laugh which is a tall order before work in the mornings! Here's some stars. </p> Nunnion Splendacular on "Andy Murray fitted with dog’s tail to help express his emotions" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45160#post-129288 Mon, 09 Jul 2012 21:54:04 +0000 Nunnion Splendacular 129288@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In an attempt to counter criticism that Andy Murray hides his emotions, Britain’s tennis no.1 has been fitted with a large, shaggy tail, operated remotely by his brain.</p> <p>Leading veterinary neurosurgeons have joined forces with an arse doctor, to adapt the buttocks of Murray using a spare tail they found in a bin. Dusted off, sharpened and wedged into Murray’s spinal nub surgically, the new Murray has caught the eye of several of the country’s top WAGs.</p> <p>Notoriously guarded when speaking to journalists, Murray can now express himself subconsciously without having to resort to his face, or tear glands. The medical breakthrough is already reaping rewards, revealing a softer side to a tennis star that many were keen to put down.</p> <p>Not everyone is a fan of the more dogged Murray, his mother in particular disapproves of how it might make her look. But despite being whacked repeatedly on the nose with a copy of the Scotsman, Andy Murray insisted that having a tail didn’t imply that his mum was a bitch. </p>