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Forum » Topic: Duff Crumbles And Files Copy Based On "The Joke" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45094 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 22:35:49 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php medici2471 on "Duff Crumbles And Files Copy Based On "The Joke"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45094#post-129147 Mon, 09 Jul 2012 09:58:46 +0000 medici2471 129147@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I hadn't realised that Andy's mum is Anne Robinson and is his girlfriend a Middleton beau-jolly on "Duff Crumbles And Files Copy Based On "The Joke"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45094#post-129146 Mon, 09 Jul 2012 09:41:02 +0000 beau-jolly 129146@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The weasely Scotish loser also missed out on the reported additional £100m he would have been worth. And we misssed out on the plethora of minted gags. The useless little shit. Have been loving the subs btw. Duff on "Duff Crumbles And Files Copy Based On "The Joke"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45094#post-129145 Mon, 09 Jul 2012 09:37:44 +0000 Duff 129145@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Sheesh John & WS, I've misjudged the mood again! Damn and blast, will I ever get the hang of this bloody place? It's a minefield I tells yah, a minefield... waylandsmithy on "Duff Crumbles And Files Copy Based On "The Joke"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45094#post-129118 Mon, 09 Jul 2012 07:20:44 +0000 waylandsmithy 129118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Duff, you bastard. We all love him now, after he had a bit of a cry. How could you? And did you see the face on his mum? Poor old British Murray. JohnA on "Duff Crumbles And Files Copy Based On "The Joke"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45094#post-129110 Mon, 09 Jul 2012 06:52:34 +0000 JohnA 129110@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ So not bitter then? Duff on "Duff Crumbles And Files Copy Based On "The Joke"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45094#post-129078 Sun, 08 Jul 2012 20:31:19 +0000 Duff 129078@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Scottish No.1 tennis player Andy Murray has had his nationality recategorised from British to Scottish with immediate effect, following his abysmal performance in the Men's Singles Final today at Wimbledon. Speaking after his 1 - 3 defeat at the hands of Switzerland's Roger Federer and fighting back the (crocodile some would say) tears, would-be Brit Murray said, "I apologise unreservedly for trifling with the nation's hopes and dreams. If it is any consolation at all I hate myself for having let everyone down like this. Especially I wish to apologise to Kate and Pippa Middleton who were good enough to sit in the Royal Box supporting me all afternoon at absolutely no cost to themselves whatsoever. But rest assured I have learnt from this experience. It has given me an insight into what true British sportsmen like David Beckham and Sir Steve Redgrave really are like, and in my own hopelessly Scottish way I will try and aspire to their indefatigable Britishness as best I can in future. Furthermore I vow to one day somehow become British. Thank you, goodnight and - Och jings, it's a big hoots mon the noo from me tae all!" Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond who had been at SW19 to watch Murray left immediately after the game with only the very briefest of comments to reporters. Looking very annoyed he simply said, "Hmmph!" posted as per Sinnick's suggestion on the other thread sorry all.