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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: &#039;Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor&#039;</title>
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			<title>writinginbsl on "&#039;Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor&#039;"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44989#post-128829</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 14:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>writinginbsl</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;fuckwit&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;no hyphen
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			<title>beau-jolly on "&#039;Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor&#039;"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44989#post-128825</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 14:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;You are all being horrid and have probably scared the nice new person away.  You won't catch me being horrid except to maybe gently point out that if you dump your complete load in the wrong room you have got to be be some sort of fuck-wit.
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "&#039;Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor&#039;"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 14:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;N,i,c,e, w,o,r,k, b,o,y,s.
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			<title>Golgo13 on "&#039;Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor&#039;"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 13:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Golgo13</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;That's, more like, it Bonjo.
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			<title>bonjonelson on "&#039;Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor&#039;"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 12:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>bonjonelson</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Michael Gove, the self styled, education secretary, plans on gathering, the whole country in a field, outside Glastonbury, and marching them, two by two, through a time trench, conjured by the wizard Merlin, who, recently woke, from his thousand year slumber. The nation will find, itself in 1958, a period. says Gove, before quantum Nazis fiddled with Britain's timeline. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;There. Fixed it for you.
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			<title>Sinnick on "&#039;Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor&#039;"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44989#post-128786</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 09:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Sinnick</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Try the Writers' room, scaryminga
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			<title>writinginbsl on "&#039;Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor&#039;"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 09:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>writinginbsl</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;you,nick,of course.you KNOW you're not allowed in here without an adult. AND you left a question mark behind.who do you think will have to clear that up?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;i'm very disappointed
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			<title>nickb on "&#039;Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor&#039;"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44989#post-128748</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nickb</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Who?
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			<title>writinginbsl on "&#039;Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor&#039;"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44989#post-128745</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>writinginbsl</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;wrong room, dear
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			<title>nickb on "&#039;Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor&#039;"</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:36:30 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nickb</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I always carry spare punctuation.  Punctuation repair kit.
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			<title>Golgo13 on "&#039;Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor&#039;"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44989#post-128739</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Golgo13</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Needs, more, commas.
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			<title>boleroscaramanga on "&#039;Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor&#039;"</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 18:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;‎Michael Gove the self styled education secretary plans on gathering the whole country in a field outside Glastonbury and marching them two by two through a time trench conjured by the wizard Merlin who recently woke from his thousand year slumber. The nation will find itself in 1958, a period says Gove before quantum Nazis fiddled with Britain's timeline.
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