http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44984 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 08:42:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44984#post-128722 Thu, 05 Jul 2012 17:55:48 +0000 boleroscaramanga 128722@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hollywood was in a frenzy last night after James Van Der Beek appeared outside Tom Cruise's ufo held a ghetto blaster above his head and started playing the hits of Dido whilst weeping uncontrollably. Joey now married to the superstar space dwarf, appeared at the UFO's porthole and as the music swelled leapt out and fled with her one time tv sweetheart. Cruise is currently said to be assembling a hit squad with marcellus Wallace and Simon pegg for pay back. Pacey was unavailable for comment. </p>