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			<title>bonjonelson on "."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44983#post-128972</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 22:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>bonjonelson</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Don't worry, at least this way when your stories aren't chosen they won't get murdered by Ed :)
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			<title>Mandy Lifeboat on "."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44983#post-128963</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 20:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mandy Lifeboat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;S'not a flounce - t'is a tactical withdrawal in pursuit of better lines and better times. I'm sure 'recognises limit of competence' is a behaviour I need to demonstrate for my professional appraisal so might include this as evidence.  Anyway, pointless posting anything for the next day or so as I think tennis is a sh%te game played by posers...
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			<title>Thor on "."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44983#post-128956</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 17:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Thor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Do not flounce, please. I’ve only had 2 tickers, if it makes you feel any better.
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			<title>Nails UK on "."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44983#post-128943</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 16:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Nails UK</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Mandy, when you've &#34;slept it off&#34; you need to at least consider coming back.  Maybe no comments mean that it's good stuff you're posting - no one's picking you up on what you've done wrong, or how things could be better (or even if you would like a Louis Vuitton genuine copy). You've had tickers, nibs, even an FP, plus a mention in writer of the month, which some people (me, f'rinstance) would give their eye teeth for.   Ok, it might not catch the editor's eye every time, but I'm sure you're making people chuckle.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;(BTW - I've seen better flounces at the bottom of cheap curtains.  If you're going to go, at least have the style and panache of Tiffin De Vere.)
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			<title>waylandsmithy on "."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44983#post-128744</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:36:57 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>waylandsmithy</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Oooh! Get you, nickb! You'll be running someone through with woody asparagus next.
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			<title>nickb on "."</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nickb</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;That turkey can be downgraded to a frozen quail in a sock for portability.
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			<title>waylandsmithy on "."</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 20:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>waylandsmithy</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I'd recommend a frozen turkey in a rucksack. A blunt weapon, but powerful and good with potatoes.
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			<title>Mandy Lifeboat on "."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44983#post-128735</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 20:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mandy Lifeboat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Cheers Scroat - but like a drunk in a fight it's time to stop flailing at everything and not hit anything, I'm off home to sleep it off.
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			<title>Scroat on "."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44983#post-128734</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 20:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Scroat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Come on Mandy, have some sympathy stars and try again.
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			<title>Mandy Lifeboat on "."</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 17:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mandy Lifeboat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;withdrawn to avoid embarrasement of fifth consecutive no stars no comment post. bye.
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