http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44898 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 05:27:13 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44898#post-128657 Thu, 05 Jul 2012 08:03:37 +0000 nickb 128657@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A handbag? Good 1 Woodymellor </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44898#post-128651 Thu, 05 Jul 2012 07:26:49 +0000 dvo4fun 128651@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rather sadly didn't get punchline first time around but here are the stars. Up you go - </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44898#post-128514 Wed, 04 Jul 2012 08:22:10 +0000 woodymellor 128514@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Or Hackbridge, that's why I chose them! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44898#post-128502 Wed, 04 Jul 2012 06:41:31 +0000 Thor 128502@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good stuff; but there is no library in South Luffenham. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44898#post-128489 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 22:15:25 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 128489@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44898#post-128487 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 21:49:59 +0000 woodymellor 128487@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>South Luffenham public library has been threatened with thermonuclear extinction if it does not remove it's book display on 'The Olympics' by Thursday tea time. </p> <p>Trident, initially designed to be deployed from a Vanguard class submarine, now has a chief launch site on the roof of a block of council flats in Bow. Experts predict that the resulting nuclear winter will render the Midlands uninhabitable, however new Locog trademark applications for London Winter Olympics 2013-3013 suggest that they are optimistic of a favourable outcome either way. </p> <p>It is thought that this will be the first time a local library has faced censure by ballistic missile since Polaris was deployed against Hackbridge library for using "If you see Sid, tell him" as a slogan for their reading group in the 1980s.</p> <p>Similar stories have emerged across Britain, including that of three year old Ruby from Potters Bar who was threatened with rendition for a painting she did with her eyes shut that looked remarkably similar to the London 2012 logo, and a nudist beach in Bournemouth faced possible napalming when three tall people and two short people bent over at the same time. </p>