http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44895 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 09:24:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44895#post-128646 Thu, 05 Jul 2012 01:50:58 +0000 Very Little Else 128646@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"could just see something going apeshit in the shed". Now there's a thread all on its own. Really did larf at that bit &amp; many, many others.</p> <p>5 slightly soiled stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44895#post-128477 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 19:56:31 +0000 Golgo13 128477@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44895#post-128472 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 19:25:14 +0000 grumblechops 128472@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A man who helped recapture an escaped rhea in a village outside Ipswich has admitted he had no idea it was an escaped pet at the time, admitting he "just fancied having a go at something that big."</p> <p>The bird is named Sinead and is kept as a pet by Craig Robinson. It originates from South America, is 6ft tall and is capable of running at 50mph. Despite its size, the rhea is a master of disguise and would blend in unnoticed in most parts of Suffolk if not recaptured. </p> <p>But after five weeks on the run, Sinead had the misfortune of running into Dave Martin, a 25 year old rugby player on his way home from the pub. "I just saw this massive bird in the lane and thought to myself, I'm having a pop at that!"</p> <p>After failing to land a punch on the bird's disproportionately tiny head, witnesses claim Martin took the startled bird down with an impeccably timed tackle, wrestled with it, then "carted it off up the lane".</p> <p>"I looked out into the garden the next morning and I could just see something going apeshit in the shed" he said. "It took a moment, but then it all came flooding back and I worked out where all these bruises came from!</p> <p>"And why I had bird shit on my cock." </p>