http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44829 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 18:07:33 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44829#post-128379 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 08:14:51 +0000 Golgo13 128379@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it.</p> <p>One star was a bit harsh. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44829#post-128298 Mon, 02 Jul 2012 15:43:23 +0000 daneade 128298@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nice one ow </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44829#post-128297 Mon, 02 Jul 2012 15:37:10 +0000 Chris Hitchcock 128297@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Colombian songstress Shakira has admitted to deceiving fans with the lyrics of her hit song ‘hips don’t lie’<br /> ‘I’ve lost count of the amount of the times my hips have bull shitted’ said a tearful yet still sexy Shakira to a packed United Nations Assembly.<br /> ‘On many an occasion I have shaken my hips in a seductive way to convince a chap that I desired him, when in fact I only wanted him to buy me a cocktail, or in extreme circumstances - a necklace’<br /> There was a smug response from many of the white male delegates.<br /> ‘Ah you see, we may dance badly but at least we’re sincere’ said one quintessentially northern European spokesman ‘I don’t even use my hips when I dance. Just my knees and my right arm, leaving the left arm free for bottled lager’<br /> Shakira has promised to be more vigilant about misleading lyrics in the future. Her new song ‘The way you look doesn’t actually matter’ will be released in August. </p>