http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 14:41:48 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128282 Mon, 02 Jul 2012 12:24:17 +0000 andhrimnir 128282@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bloody peasants. It is borage not mint. Though I suppose Tesco didn't have any of that either, not since borage processing was off shored to the bleeding netherlands. Nigh on impossible to move your bees to a borage field these days. Bastards the lot of 'em. And my back hurts and these shoes are pinching. I'll give your grumpy old man a run for his money. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128270 Mon, 02 Jul 2012 10:35:58 +0000 kimllfixit 128270@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Over at the Lawn Tennis Association headquarters they have Pimms on tap. <em>That's</em> luxury. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128221 Sun, 01 Jul 2012 11:36:22 +0000 MADJEZ 128221@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sainsburys has Pimms on offer... and probably mint.</p> <p>We're in the middle of the Goodwood Festival of Speed over here so lots of people who wouldn't dream of mixing their OWN Pimms, that's what the staff are for. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128174 Sat, 30 Jun 2012 16:17:01 +0000 Scroat 128174@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's another world Al. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128149 Sat, 30 Jun 2012 10:30:43 +0000 Al OPecia 128149@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Overheard at relatives house "her au pair has gorn home for a holiday, she only has her housekeeper left, I don't know how she copes with two small children - I mean, she even missed tennis last tuesday morning!". Brain dead CitiWife. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128115 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 23:46:16 +0000 Scroat 128115@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And I've got mint growing in the garden, but don't tell them.......... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128112 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 23:11:29 +0000 Scroat 128112@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one Bonjo. </p> <p>:o)</p> <p>May be up late as there's a party up the road. Prom crap. You'd think they'd learn to drink by now. (See previous ref to grumpy old man) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128103 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 21:13:15 +0000 bonjonelson 128103@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I find the pedestrians usually get out of the way of my 4x4 in time </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128083 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 18:36:24 +0000 The All New Jeni B 128083@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow!! Tesco do cartons of cartoon giraffes?</p> <p>Or is the carton performing a sex act on the giraffe?</p> <p>My head hurts... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128082 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 18:35:55 +0000 Scroat 128082@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well you know, Tesco is our end of town, parking's free. Etc. Went to Waitrose for tonight's pizza this morning. Traffic in town is shite, and the pedestrians are just begging someone to run them over. It's enough to make you vote Labour. Nearly. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128079 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 18:29:11 +0000 Salmon of Knowledge 128079@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>See, the problem there is looking for food in Tescos. Because on the whole, it's a complete pile of shit. I bet they do mint substitute, though. With a cartoon fucking giraffe in the packet. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128078 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 18:16:42 +0000 dvo4fun 128078@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You should have gone to Waitrose scroat. Worse parking there but better class of moaner </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128077 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 17:43:59 +0000 Scroat 128077@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm sorry - I seem to have turned into a grumpy old man this week. Maybe I'll be better when the regatta's over. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44739#post-128073 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 17:27:00 +0000 Scroat 128073@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"They haven't got any mint for the Pimms!"</p> <p>Not so much overheard, as the whole store heard her.</p> <p>Why<br /> don't<br /> you<br /> just<br /> do<br /> us<br /> all<br /> a<br /> favour<br /> and</p> <p><font size="48">Fuck off!</font> </p>