Forum » Topic: M.I.5 To Begin Monitoring Wasps

Forum » Topic: M.I.5 To Begin Monitoring Wasps http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44725 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 23:06:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php kimllfixit on "M.I.5 To Begin Monitoring Wasps" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44725#post-128285 Mon, 02 Jul 2012 12:49:07 +0000 kimllfixit 128285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I love this story :) Sadly the "fuck me" quote got changed to the slightly less childish "bloody hell" for the NiB. Yikes on "M.I.5 To Begin Monitoring Wasps" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44725#post-128280 Mon, 02 Jul 2012 11:06:25 +0000 Yikes 128280@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Looks like it did :) Yikes on "M.I.5 To Begin Monitoring Wasps" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44725#post-128201 Sat, 30 Jun 2012 22:55:28 +0000 Yikes 128201@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Very nice little piece ... may it find a NiB home soon! daneade on "M.I.5 To Begin Monitoring Wasps" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44725#post-128034 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 11:59:40 +0000 daneade 128034@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Embarrassed security chiefs were caught napping on the job when it was revealed Britons are more at risk from wasp attacks than from Al Qaeda terrorists. ‘Fuck me’ said M15 Boss Jonathan Evans. ‘There’s hundreds of millions of the fuckers in Britain and we don’t even know where their training camps are. This is serious.’ However an unnamed MI5 source moved to calm the public. ‘Citizens can be assured MI5 will be breaking any laws necessary to protect them from this new threat.’ said the source. ‘Our chaps are on the job don’t worry. There’s a nest up in Luton we’re keeping a very close eye on.’ ‘We’re also picking up a lot of buzz from a Birmingham nest, and are stopping and searching all wasps in Tower Hamlets. I’d like to remind the public that only a very small fraction of British wasps have been radicalised.' The main security concern is a massed Bombay-style suicide attack on the Olympics. 'If they get past our Tornados and the Leytonstone Anti-Aircraft battery there could be mass stingings throughout Olympic Park.’ The CIA is equally concerned at the new threat and is currently building thousands of wasps’ nests at Guantanamo Bay. Already it’s been reported one hard-core wasp who stung a little kiddie in Dorset has been renditioned to Jordan where it faces waterboarding and denial of honey.’