http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4464 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 07:53:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4464#post-12586 Fri, 14 May 2010 08:23:22 +0000 Oxbridge 12586@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And future headlines:</p> <p>Bankers denied bonuses for next five years: "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby"</p> <p>(Yeah right)</p> <p>Spending cuts abandoned as government's ratings plummet: "Oscillate Wildly"</p> <p>Cameron has quiet word with power while Clegg isn't looking: "I Won't Share You"</p> <p>2.5 million unemployed and rising: "Work is a Four Letter Word"</p> <p>No. 10 turned into re-enactment of Eton: "Barbarism Begins at Home"</p> <p>Economy fails to grow for next five years: "Nowhere Fast"</p> <p>Osborne discusses his love life on Radio 4: "Never Had No-One Ever"</p> <p>Coalition falls apart as Milliband leads Labour to victory in 2015: "I Know It's Over" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4464#post-12575 Fri, 14 May 2010 08:07:28 +0000 Zadok the second 12575@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Recent headlines, as predicted by Morrissey and Marr:</p> <p>David Cameron and Nick Clegg pledge 'united' coalition: <strong>"Hand in Glove"</strong> </p> <p>Cameron: Cable is 'absolute star': <strong>"This Charming Man" </strong></p> <p>The new Cabinet's first meeting: <strong>"What Difference Does It Make?"</strong></p> <p>Labour leadership: David Miliband enters contest: <strong>"Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"</strong></p> <p>Bosnia photo raises questions over Lord Ashcroft-William Hague link: <strong>"William, It Was Really Nothing"</strong></p> <p>Are we on the verge of a blue-yellow coalition?: <strong>"How Soon Is Now?"</strong></p> <p>This coalition is in need of women: <strong>"Shakespeare's Sister"</strong></p> <p>David Miliband welcomes brother entering Labour leadership race: <strong>"That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore"</strong></p> <p>Cameron must share power to secure legitimacy: <strong>"The Boy with the Thorn in His Side"</strong></p> <p>Alastair Campbell fires back at Adam Boulton, calls him 'pathetic': <strong>"Bigmouth Strikes Again"</strong></p> <p>Can a UK coalition settle the markets?: <strong>"Panic"</strong></p> <p>David Cameron, You've Just Become Britain's PM, What Are You Going to do Now?: <strong>"Ask"</strong></p> <p>Theresa May is surprise choice to be Home Secretary: <strong>"Shoplifters of the World Unite"</strong></p> <p>Gordon Brown resigns as UK prime minister: <strong>"Sheila Take a Bow"</strong></p> <p>NHS cuts may be deeper than expected, warns Lansley: <strong>"Girlfriend in a Coma"</strong></p> <p>First cracks in coalition appear: <strong>"I Started Something I Couldn't Finish"</strong></p> <p>Gordon Brown's fatal error of judgment: <strong>"Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me"</strong></p> <p>Alex Salmond to issue £700 million demand in David Cameron meeting: <strong>"Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before"</strong> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4464#post-12530 Thu, 13 May 2010 20:18:28 +0000 virtuallywill 12530@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The End - The Doors </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4464#post-12528 Thu, 13 May 2010 20:16:59 +0000 The All New Jeni B 12528@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think it'd be "Gloomy Sunday" as aired on QI.</p> <p>(Thank you Steven Fry, I am not worthy.) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4464#post-12524 Thu, 13 May 2010 20:05:23 +0000 Quaz 12524@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Something by Blue perhaps? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4464#post-12504 Thu, 13 May 2010 18:21:28 +0000 MightyBlair 12504@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In broad Scottish tones, </p> <p>'I know it's over, still I cling,<br /> I don't know where else I can go,<br /> over and over, over and over </p> <p>Oh mother I can feel, the foil crumpling over my head,<br /> See the party went and plucked me, the Lord he then did slit me,<br /> Were they trying to help me?</p> <p>Sad veiled pride, I feel so crappy,<br /> My popular boom, nought left but doom<br /> My posh slimy successor treat them kindly,<br /> for they need you,<br /> more than than they love you</p> <p>It's not easy smile, I've just one eye to cry,<br /> "it takes cuts to be frugal, just lie!"<br /> Over over over ....</p> <p>It is difficult to glean comedy from a Smiths song. Maybe 'Vicar in a Tutu' would have been easier? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4464#post-12490 Thu, 13 May 2010 18:01:21 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 12490@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Trouble in Mind by Big Bill Broonzy:<br /> "I'm gonna lay my head, on some southern railroad line, let that 2:19 train come pacify my mind." A bit extreme I know,but he must be pretty cheesed off. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4464#post-12471 Thu, 13 May 2010 16:48:54 +0000 Skylarking 12471@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rumours that Mssrs Brown and Darling are to appear in a new series of 'Exchequers Play Pop' are unfounded.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4464#post-12462 Thu, 13 May 2010 15:22:26 +0000 Jimmy 12462@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry... double quotes again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4464#post-12461 Thu, 13 May 2010 15:21:42 +0000 Jimmy 12461@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More soon.</p> <p>I think maybe this song might be a bit to cliche, suggestions? Coldplay's Yellow? </p>