http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44565 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 05:16:32 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44565#post-127661 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 21:09:31 +0000 Ian 127661@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shame as it was nicely done. I am currently sitting on some Olympic stuff whose time will come in a few weeks, unless someone else gets there first. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44565#post-127659 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 20:51:12 +0000 The Masked Frog 127659@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh bollocks.......back to the drawing board then.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44565#post-127655 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 20:30:59 +0000 Ian 127655@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice idea<br /> <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38733" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38733</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44565#post-127630 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 17:29:06 +0000 The Masked Frog 127630@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Belgium has emerged as the hot favourite to replace Scotland on its departure from the united kingdom. After all night talks, David Cameron and Belgian Prime Minister Elio Di Rupo, emerged this morning to issue statements to the press.</p> <p> A beaming Cameron announced, "We're swapping whingeing men in skirts who eat deep fried mars bars, for gourmet beers, chocolate, mussels and beautiful cities. It's a no brainer really. I'd just like to thank Alex Salmond for making it all possible!" </p> <p> Elio Di Rupo was equally enthusiastic, stating, "For centuries the french have taken the piss out of us. But now we will have access to nuclear weapons!"</p> <p> However, as Iain Duncan-Smith pointed out, the results of the referendum are by no means certain. "Whilst we have a good idea of public opinion" he explained, "many Scots like to write "Aye" and "Noo" on their voting slips instead of yes and no. This will of course result in a great many spoilt ballots."</p> <p> It is not clear whether Scotland will be taking the surrounding Islands with them. </p>