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Forum » Topic: Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 10:53:24 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Midfield Diamond on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127782 Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:44:23 +0000 Midfield Diamond 127782@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ It's rare that I think the edit has detracted from the original sub but this is one such occasion. simonhansen on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127718 Wed, 27 Jun 2012 07:23:22 +0000 simonhansen 127718@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The best I've read here in a long time. And yeah the NiB version is much weaker than yours. Good stuff kga6 on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127652 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 20:07:56 +0000 kga6 127652@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Your sub was super - agree with GC, NiB lost nearly all the fluidity of the original. bonjonelson on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127651 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 19:37:38 +0000 bonjonelson 127651@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Was a bit sad that "fundamentalist components" didn't make the cut. Still, that's what happens when stories evolve because they weren't intelligently designed from the start. Perks on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127635 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 18:12:27 +0000 Perks 127635@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yep. What they said. Stars grumblechops on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127588 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 14:22:07 +0000 grumblechops 127588@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I preferred your version, but the idea generally is excellent so NIB couldn't really go wrong. I think the NIB has lost some of the humour of your carefully chosen wording. bonjonelson on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127576 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 14:13:21 +0000 bonjonelson 127576@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Same ending, just tidied up a bit. Having said that, I like the version now on NiB! beau-jolly on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127564 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 14:04:37 +0000 beau-jolly 127564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I think the current ending is great. Quite clever and sums it up neatly. Was it the original? writinginbsl on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127491 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 13:02:20 +0000 writinginbsl 127491@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ clever stuff stars TheNewsWalrus on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127425 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 12:05:03 +0000 TheNewsWalrus 127425@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Superb stuff. Stars aplenty. Yikes on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127408 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 11:44:28 +0000 Yikes 127408@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Great idea ... and agree with midfield's suggested ending .. Midfield Diamond on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127400 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 11:16:06 +0000 Midfield Diamond 127400@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I think this is a brilliant concept. What about a slight popping sound heard during early trials of the device being addressed by engineers 'cos the last thing they want at full power is a Big Bang? Vertically Challenged Giant on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127345 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 06:13:26 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 127345@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Really, really top idea. waylandsmithy on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127312 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 19:53:37 +0000 waylandsmithy 127312@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Nice! How about ending with two opposite prayers being collided, and when nothing happens, it proves they were both equally powerful? bonjonelson on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127308 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 18:44:51 +0000 bonjonelson 127308@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Tidied it up a bit. Still could do with a better ending. if you know better... Gerontius on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127300 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:49:49 +0000 Gerontius 127300@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ HAL - ellujah and Amen to all that Good work Bonjo bonjonelson on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127297 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:02:51 +0000 bonjonelson 127297@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yes, might rethink it a bit when I get home. Was hoping for some divine inspiration JohnA on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127293 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:33:30 +0000 JohnA 127293@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I enjoyed this. The punchline is a tad weak but the concept is brilliant. Haywood Manley on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127288 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:09:44 +0000 Haywood Manley 127288@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Not bad at all. bonjonelson on "Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44492#post-127277 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 14:21:44 +0000 bonjonelson 127277@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Creation scientists have gathered in Utah for the inauguration of the most ambitious new development in advanced theological research in decades - the Salt Lake City Prayer Super-Collider. In a 12 kilometre ring buried beneath the salt lakes two highly-devout prayers will be sent spinning in opposite directions at up to 99.998% of the speed of the word of God, and then collided head on to disintegrate into their fundamentalist components, reaching pious levels not seen since the creation of the universe some 6000 years ago. One particular hope is to witness the possible spontaneous creation of angel/demon pairs, long theorised to appear in such environments, although as they only exist for a few millionths of a second before colliding and exploding, tracking them will be a challenge. The engineering challenge in building the super-collider was immense. Six hundred and sixty-six thousand gallons of superheated and highly pressurised holy water pipes spiral round the acceleration tubes, funnelling the prayers and concentrating their divinity into a singularity, before colliding them in front of a large iridium cross. But many are critical of this research, some theologians say it is an affront to God to try to understand the mechanics of His creation, others are worried that the machine could even tear Heaven apart and cause God to implode - or worse still trigger the creation of a new God of entirely random nature - but Creation Science experts are quick to discount these fears, calling them superstitious claptrap unsupported by any verifiable evidence and therefore without merit.