http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44482 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 21:59:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44482#post-127245 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 09:56:52 +0000 daneade 127245@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jimmy Carr called the PM a f****ing c**t and the Prime Minister surprisingly appears to agree.<br /> In an unprecedented turn of honesty David Cameron took time out from extremely vitally important talks about some shit to say, ‘It’s a fair cop. I can’t argue. I am and pretty much always have been a complete and utter f****ing c**t.’</p> <p>‘Back at Oxford my fellow students realised I was actually a f****ing c**t of the highest order so they immediately invited me to join the Bullingdon Club – membership of which, as you know, is restricted to f****ing c**ts of truly epic proportions.</p> <p>‘Then I joined the Tories, became a politician and here I am. Talk about natural career progression eh what? And let’s face it – Jimmy was just saying what everyone else was thinking wasn’t he?’</p> <p>Political commentators believe Cameron’s frank admission may be an attempt to seize the morally repugnant high ground.</p> <p>‘People need to understand that being seen to be an enormous f****ing c**t in the Tory party is actually quite a badge of honour. The Tories are packed with right royal c**ts of all descriptions so you need to be something quite special to rise above the pack and confirm your status as the Alpha C**t. Cameron’s obviously one of those special f****ing c**ts that comes along once every 40 or so years.’</p> <p>Another commentator disagreed with the ‘once every 40 years’ quote by saying ‘hang on, what about Blair?’<br /> Eventually consensus was reached that Blair was actually a ‘Total C**t who has really kicked on after Office to become a ‘Complete and Utter C**t of the Highest Order.’ </p>