http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 19:02:38 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12521 Thu, 13 May 2010 19:50:47 +0000 The All New Jeni B 12521@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"The Worm That Turned." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12515 Thu, 13 May 2010 19:23:05 +0000 MADJEZ 12515@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Country ruled by women ? Didn't the Two Ronnies do that ?</p> <p><img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/content/images/2008/06/13/diana_dors_1_470x353_353x470.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12506 Thu, 13 May 2010 18:35:43 +0000 The All New Jeni B 12506@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Woo-hoo!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12496 Thu, 13 May 2010 18:09:37 +0000 Mary Evans 12496@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And have my soft, Southern, shandy-drinking exposed for you all to see.... BLOODY RIGHT!!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12492 Thu, 13 May 2010 18:02:25 +0000 The All New Jeni B 12492@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Couldn't imagine me being anything other than Minister of Shoe, Handbag and Accessories.</p> <p>About this Edinburgh (pronounced 'Embra' by locals, as Will can attest) Festival malarkey. Does that mean that myself, stunts and possibly Jammie would be expected to drag ourselves down for a piss-up?</p> <p>Oh, well if you <em>insist</em>... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12491 Thu, 13 May 2010 18:01:32 +0000 PluckyMunky 12491@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stunts as home secretary,<br /> Jeni as secretary for homes, families and high living,<br /> Shitsu as culture secretary,<br /> Sauce as Queen! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12486 Thu, 13 May 2010 17:47:00 +0000 Mary Evans 12486@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You are sweet biscuits indeed. Hopefully the show is going up to the Edinburgh Festival next year, so at least it'll be socially acceptable and (I'll be physical able) to turn up to all the performances pissed on that occasion, even if this time I'll be sipping mineral water and, along with the rest of the audience, trying to stay awake into the second act.</p> <p>And I'm working on that all-female parliament, Jen. I see myself in Customs and Excise, but where to put Jen, Stunts, Shitsu and Sauce? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12482 Thu, 13 May 2010 17:40:21 +0000 sauce 12482@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Break a leg, Maz! Hope the shows all go well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12476 Thu, 13 May 2010 17:22:39 +0000 PluckyMunky 12476@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Best of luck, Mary. We will all be rooting for you. Love, Plucky. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12472 Thu, 13 May 2010 17:01:15 +0000 Ludicity 12472@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Best of luck. May you receive standing ovations for all your performances. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12443 Thu, 13 May 2010 14:14:41 +0000 jp1885 12443@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Best of luck with the show Maz (the Southend thing, not the mucus plug) and have a nice holiday! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12435 Thu, 13 May 2010 13:36:40 +0000 QorbeQ 12435@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Successfully cracked into your private email address as requested. You weren't kidding about the viagra were you - there're hundreds of firms flogging you the stuff in there!</p> <p>I suppose that explains the stomach thing though... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12432 Thu, 13 May 2010 13:30:37 +0000 riesler 12432@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did someone say House Wines? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12430 Thu, 13 May 2010 13:28:09 +0000 andhrimnir 12430@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Cast and orchestra of over 50" should that read "over 50's"?</p> <p>Though seriously - break a pencil (and any chance of a special NB edition piped down the interweb to those of us too far from or allergic to Southend?) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12429 Thu, 13 May 2010 13:27:52 +0000 The All New Jeni B 12429@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Which can't be any worse than what's actually happened.</p> <p>Sounds great Maz, how soon can we implement it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12425 Thu, 13 May 2010 13:20:20 +0000 andhrimnir 12425@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cleaner streets, larger parking spaces, simpler taxes, ban on topless fat blokes - sounds great.<br /> Until we discover somebody put the Afghan war on the credit card thinking it would be all done and dusted by pay day. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12414 Thu, 13 May 2010 12:42:31 +0000 Mary Evans 12414@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's called House Wives (yes, it is supposed to be two words) and it conjectures what might happen if Britain were ruled by an all-female parliament. It's very silly, but fun I hope. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12413 Thu, 13 May 2010 12:35:24 +0000 fernandomando 12413@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>On reflection, yes it was a little. Good luck for the show in Southend. What's it called? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12412 Thu, 13 May 2010 12:34:53 +0000 Mary Evans 12412@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Frodo, you are a dirty Herbert. And this show will cost you a tenner for a decent seat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12409 Thu, 13 May 2010 12:25:55 +0000 Des Custard 12409@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought the reference to her show was a bit crude. Break a leg at Southend, Mary. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12405 Thu, 13 May 2010 12:12:32 +0000 fernandomando 12405@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know that giving birth can be a dramatic event, but 'opening of my show'? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4442#post-12394 Thu, 13 May 2010 11:17:43 +0000 Mary Evans 12394@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As I will shortly have to sign off for a while (holiday, work and the notly-anticipated opening of my show next month) would one of those privileged enough to have access to my private e-mail address (oh, and we'll take a case-load of viagra, thanks) be kind enough to inform me of the finalised details of Westwell's bash on 21st June? Greatly looking forward to seeing such Biscuits as can attend then, and those I will be able to view over my enormous gut. </p>