http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44418 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 21:24:17 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44418#post-127178 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:42:30 +0000 Thor 127178@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>“But surely with the thunder comes the lightning?”</p> <p>You’ve heard about curry night in Asgard, then? It’s amazing the effect Loki gets when he lights his farts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44418#post-127166 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:30:05 +0000 The All New Jeni B 127166@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>But surely with the thunder comes the lightning?</p> <p>I tend to go for whimpers,rather than bangs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44418#post-127164 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:22:06 +0000 Thor 127164@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeni, I wouldn’t do that to you, as I’m only the God of thunder. I’ve contracted out lightning to a bloke in India, named ‘Brian.' So, are you partial to loud bangs? ;) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44418#post-127149 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 17:38:04 +0000 Tomfinger 127149@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>All's well here at Atlantis View Hebden Bridge, ta very much chuck. The ground floor and t' bottom half of the staircase needed a bit of decorating any'ow. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44418#post-127146 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 17:29:39 +0000 The All New Jeni B 127146@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>But you wouldn't do that to me Thor. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44418#post-127143 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 16:55:44 +0000 Thor 127143@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"being at the top of a hill has its benefits...” until you get hit by lightning. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44418#post-127132 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 15:42:35 +0000 The All New Jeni B 127132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Been torrential up here, but thankfully, being at the top of a hill has its benefits. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44418#post-127111 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 09:41:43 +0000 Nails UK 127111@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jon Lilley, landlord of the Wheatsheaf pub in Croston, said: "My beer is floating. My plants have floated off down the road."</p> <p>Getting his priorities right: save the beer and never mind the greenery. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44418#post-127075 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 21:28:37 +0000 shitsu_tonka 127075@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hope no one's been flooded out or forced to build an ark. </p>