http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44373 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 19:05:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44373#post-127043 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 15:37:48 +0000 Nunnion Splendacular 127043@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's a bit 'Two Ronnies', but doesn't flow well. Also, the guidelines advise against using 'funny' names, and a lot of the double entendres are too old and obvious (especially the woeful tongue one: it feels very forced).</p> <p>I'd suggest editing it but it doesn't really have anything to say; it offers no commentary. It's just some rather old smut and feels out of date. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44373#post-127037 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 15:12:18 +0000 beau-jolly 127037@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeh. I'd enjoy it more if it was tighter. Fnarr! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44373#post-127031 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 14:52:51 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 127031@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I quite like this. Think it could benefit from being trimmed a bit though, it would be easier to swallow if it wasn't so long. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44373#post-126919 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:17:54 +0000 TiffindeVere 126919@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An independent governing body that will monitor practitioners of smut-laden innuendo is to be launched later this year as part of a government scheme to "reinstate a basal level of moral decency in Britain". A Tory spokesman stated, "The Prime Minister is tired of the endless barrage of jokes about penises, testicles and the like being shoved down our throats".<br /> The spokesman claimed that, of the manifold problems facing society, the increasingly liberal use of innuendo in our streets is "a big one". The Prime Minister has believed for some time that there is a need for a watchdog of this kind in Britain, and that this organisation will fill that hole admirably. Earlier in the year, David Cameron delivered a speech to a packed audience at the Crucible theatre in Sheffield to launch the start of the Embassy World Snooker Championship, where he stated, "I'm going to stand hard and firm on the growing problem of innuendo and double entendre. Now, get your balls out and have a play".<br /> The announcement of the formation of the watchdog has been met with surprising positivity, with the Prime Minister surging ahead in opinion polls. Speaking last week at an ornithological conference, David Cameron said, "I've received a lot of fan mail about this innuendo watchdog. Some people have even been sending me presents. Someone actually came in this morning with a huge package for me. Look at that pair of tits over there."<br /> Our news team spoke to the man expected to head up this watchdog, Mr Holden McCracke-O'Penn, who seemed obsessed with the size of our dictaphones. He told us, "Look at the size of that thing! I've never seen one so big. Anyway, I will be holding a press conference on the watchdog's forthcoming proposals later this week. Please let me go and have my lunch in peace. I've got a lovely bit of tongue in the back passage."<br /> The watchdog, provisionally named the 'British Union for the Monitoring of Smut' (B.U.M.S), hopes to get a firm grip on the problem of double entendre by 2013. </p>