http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44366 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 15:21:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44366#post-126912 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 17:39:42 +0000 Sinnick 126912@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice piece, but it's best to mark your own work after a few others have had a say, or you get desperate. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44366#post-126906 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 17:15:29 +0000 TiffindeVere 126906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex, is working on a three-part episodic show with his newly-reformed production company which hopes to capture on film for the first time in history the moment of conception of a Royal child. </p> <p>A close aide of Prince Edward has gone on record as saying, “The show will feature William and Kate in a variety of intimate scenarios, filmed predominantly in the bedroom of their apartment in Clarence House, surrounded by well-known public figures from the world of film, TV and politics dressed in an assortment of bad costumes, prancing about in the background committing career suicide. John Travolta is set to appear in several scenes dressed as a giant onion.”</p> <p>Rumours that Pippa Middleton will take part in the programme have been quashed, with the aide revealing, “His Royal Highness Prince Edward will not allow Kate to be outshone by her sister’s buttocks.” A close friend of the Earl of Wessex revealed that Edward has categorically told all those involved that “the only arse that will upstage the Duchess of Cambridge will be me”.</p> <p>‘It’s A Royal Knock-Up’ will air on Channel 4 in late summer. </p>