http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4435 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 07:56:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4435#post-12380 Thu, 13 May 2010 09:52:42 +0000 Zadok the second 12380@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bit too similar to <a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/05/06/clegg-and-cameron-actually-same-person/">Hennell's go</a> I fear. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4435#post-12377 Thu, 13 May 2010 09:40:07 +0000 thesheriff 12377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a sign of their commitment to coalition government, David Cameron and Nick Clegg have agreed to share a single body. </p> <p>Cameron won the toss-off and opted to host Clegg's head on his right shoulder. "This underscores my commitment to Clegg as my right-hand man," Cameron commented. </p> <p><img src="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mark_Wing-Davey_as_Zaphod_Beeblebrox.jpg"></p> <p>In a totally unprepared statement, the Ex-Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox commented: "Whoa, really? This is even more mind blowing than a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster." He then advised Cameron to get a third arm: "The chicks really dig it!" </p> <p>Other members of the Con-Dem coalition were quick to follow with similar announcements. </p> <p>Home Secretary Teresa May offered to carry Chris Huhne's testicles in her handbag and George Osborne offered to have his brains relocated from his ass to his head. </p> <p>Meanwhile, former US president Bill Clinton commented that he was well used to political head-giving and looked forward to joining Navid Clameron for a night out. </p> <p>David Willetts and John Redwood were unavailable for comment. </p>