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Forum » Topic: Johnny Depp Decides To Shag Lots of Other Women http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44257 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 11:18:28 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php chiljang on "Johnny Depp Decides To Shag Lots of Other Women" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44257#post-126734 Thu, 21 Jun 2012 10:07:36 +0000 chiljang 126734@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ horrible image of Depp watching a 14 year old VP singing Joe Le Taxi and thinking 'hmmm, give it a couple of years' Hoops McCann on "Johnny Depp Decides To Shag Lots of Other Women" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44257#post-126714 Thu, 21 Jun 2012 08:23:03 +0000 Hoops McCann 126714@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ er that was brad pitt Skylarking on "Johnny Depp Decides To Shag Lots of Other Women" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44257#post-126671 Wed, 20 Jun 2012 19:50:16 +0000 Skylarking 126671@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ 14 years? What happened to Jen Aniston? I clearly need to subscribe to Now magazine or summat. RickH on "Johnny Depp Decides To Shag Lots of Other Women" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44257#post-126664 Wed, 20 Jun 2012 17:24:54 +0000 RickH 126664@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ "Taxi!" for Ms Paradis. Guess she'll be "flying away" back to Mr Kravitz. Johnny will be running with the Heard. Prophetic little vid by the singing Frog here. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwKn6fhtxtQ&feature=related" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwKn6fhtxtQ&feature=related</a> The All New Jeni B on "Johnny Depp Decides To Shag Lots of Other Women" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44257#post-126655 Wed, 20 Jun 2012 15:48:40 +0000 The All New Jeni B 126655@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Having shown he likes his women short and blonde, I'm currently first in line... daneade on "Johnny Depp Decides To Shag Lots of Other Women" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44257#post-126650 Wed, 20 Jun 2012 14:40:33 +0000 daneade 126650@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Johnny Depp has decided to take full advantage of having most of the world’s women prepared to shag him by ditching long-term missus Vanessa Paradis. In a statement Depp said ‘I’ve been banging the same chick for 14 years now and decided enough is enough. Every second women on the planet will jump me if I so much as wink at them and a hell of a lot of them are fukkin hotter than the sun. So I’m gonna go for gold.’ Experts say Depp could have racked up huge numbers of chicks by now if not for Paradis and now predict a shag-fest of mind-bogglingly depraved proportions. Norwich University’s Professor of Boffology Dr Shaftenstein said Depp had obviously succumbed to the widespread ‘Cor, that bird’s way fitter than my Missus – what the fuck am I doing with my life?’ syndrome, and would now be feeling enormous levels of excitement at what the future holds. ‘He can look forward now to a very satisfying life banging multiple hot chicks every single day for the rest of his life without ever buying any one of them a drink or giving them a kiss and a cuddle afterwards.’ Adding unnecessarily ‘What man wouldn’t want that?’