http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44248 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:32:19 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44248#post-126651 Wed, 20 Jun 2012 14:51:48 +0000 dvo4fun 126651@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep - bang on </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44248#post-126634 Wed, 20 Jun 2012 10:06:03 +0000 Duff 126634@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Loved it. I'm with the lad Totti on this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44248#post-126633 Wed, 20 Jun 2012 10:02:42 +0000 seymour totti 126633@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely. Anything that mocks the news in a childish manner gets my vote.</p> <p>"The European Court of Human Rights has stated that Assange must have a clear and present need for asylum or, at the very least, a note from his mum."</p> <p>Some of the Police could turn up without the right kit and have to search for him in their vest and pants.</p> <p>Have some twinkle twinkles! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44248#post-126631 Wed, 20 Jun 2012 09:56:54 +0000 daneade 126631@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The High Court has ruled that proper diplomatic procedure must be followed before the police are allowed to go looking for Julian Assange at the Ecuadorean Embassy.</p> <p>Chief Justice Thompson said ‘The rules are very clear and have been about for donkey’s years. Julian Assange has a right to try and conceal himself in the embassy grounds as best he can and the police must observe the internationally recognised one hundred second hands over the eyes counting period.’</p> <p>And it’s got to be proper counting too like ‘one mississippi, two mississippi and so on to a hundred followed by a loud and clearly recognizable ‘coming ready or not.’</p> <p>Observers say failure to observe the protocols could result in Assange having grounds to complain in a high-pitched whiney voice that any subsequent ‘finding’ of him was ‘not fair’ and could lead to a costly and drawn out re-hiding.</p> <p>Police say the will follow the rules but wanted to make it absolutely clear they ‘don’t like this game anyway’ and would prefer to simply chase after Assange and ‘tag’ him with a Heckler and Koch MP5 Machine Gun. </p>