http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44199 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 13:07:48 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44199#post-126551 Tue, 19 Jun 2012 12:39:01 +0000 cinquecento 126551@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 strongly heterosexual Travoltas </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44199#post-126533 Tue, 19 Jun 2012 10:47:26 +0000 Duff 126533@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I didn't read this story and laugh or anything like that, right? And I certainly didn't award it any stars either... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44199#post-126516 Tue, 19 Jun 2012 08:13:31 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 126516@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very funny, we should stand up to thses sceientology bullies and I will go on record and say how much I like or my name is not Jeremy Hunt </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44199#post-126497 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 22:53:57 +0000 Very Little Else 126497@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wacky, Weirdo, Tom Cruise &amp; Twat.</p> <p>***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44199#post-126492 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 21:28:20 +0000 Skylarking 126492@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'A 4x4 fang' dvo? Not entirely sure what you mean. Was trying to work out what seven Scientology dwarves would be called. Stuck after 'Bolshy, Sleazy and Dope-free'. Ideas please peeps... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44199#post-126485 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:56:09 +0000 dvo4fun 126485@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm with JohnA on this one. Let's just leave it as I couldn't give you any more stars. Loved it. Is it a 4x4 Fang? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44199#post-126482 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:42:20 +0000 The Masked Frog 126482@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like.But is there a car with blacked out windows parked outside your house? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44199#post-126481 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:39:51 +0000 JohnA 126481@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm not saying how many stars I'm giving just in case they are watching... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44199#post-126480 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:22:48 +0000 Skylarking 126480@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The BBC is embroiled in a major legal action after declining to run the children’s animation show ScientologyGerbil. Commissioners rejected the US-made programme on the basis that it was ‘thinly-veiled religious propaganda.’ The ‘independent’ production company Old Mother Hubbard Productions who made the series have hit back, pointing out that CBBC currently screens the show Rastamouse. They have launched a multi-million pound legal fight against the BBC to force them to broadcast it in a prime slot.</p> <p>The multi-million dollar animation features the ‘loveable rodent’ - voiced by Tom Cruise – as he persuades his fellow farmyard creatures to fill out a lengthy personality questionnaire and part with substantial sums of money. ScientologyGerbil is aided on his weekly adventures by trusty sidekick Litigant the Llama, as he battles his evil foes Quack Medicine the psychiatrist duck and Gnawsqueek the corrupt journalist hamster.</p> <p>The makers claim that the show is entirely non-religious, offering young people the positive message that you can ‘make a bad t’ing good with copious bouts of biofeedback-based therapy’</p> <p>This is not the first time the Church has attempted to break into the children’s market. The martial arts-based feature length animation Past Life Panda flopped, as did the high budget remake Snow White and the Seven Thetans.</p> <p>A spokesperson for CBBC, Martin Daltrey of 9 Acacia Avenue, Acton, London W3 8GN, responded by saying that 'Old Mother Hubbard Productions can shove their so-called animation up their big bloated uptight litigious Californian rectums where even the most adventurous gerbil wouldn't venture ... er, this is off the record isn't it?' </p>