Forum » Topic: Assassins complain about new EU rule that all hit-lists must be opt-in http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44154 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 01:03:46 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php bonjonelson on "Assassins complain about new EU rule that all hit-lists must be opt-in" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44154#post-126515 Tue, 19 Jun 2012 08:11:46 +0000 bonjonelson 126515@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was going to comment similarly, but didn't want to seem ungrateful. Needless to say, the Editors should watch their backs... </p> Mr Target on "Assassins complain about new EU rule that all hit-lists must be opt-in" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44154#post-126511 Tue, 19 Jun 2012 07:37:03 +0000 Mr Target 126511@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think if you remove the reference to "hit-list" then the point of this piece sort of evaporates. </p> Scronnyglonkle on "Assassins complain about new EU rule that all hit-lists must be opt-in" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44154#post-126404 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 07:44:37 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 126404@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Five stars just for Retribution consultant and as for the last line belissimo</p> <p>its a deffo hit so to speak </p> dvo4fun on "Assassins complain about new EU rule that all hit-lists must be opt-in" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44154#post-126390 Sun, 17 Jun 2012 22:25:53 +0000 dvo4fun 126390@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"With fines of up to 400 euros for repeat offenders..." lovely line </p> Duff on "Assassins complain about new EU rule that all hit-lists must be opt-in" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44154#post-126371 Sun, 17 Jun 2012 15:08:40 +0000 Duff 126371@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Smashing sub but felt the headline is a perhaps just a wee bit clunky and could be sharpened up a bit somehow?</p> <p>New EU rule for opt-in hit-lists sees Assassins threaten to end it all. </p> <p>(maybe? or something...erm dunno - I could just be talking bollocks. It has been known in the past) </p> <p>Killer (ho-ho) last line in particular though! Brilliant! Stars for you. 5 of 'em ***** </p> bonjonelson on "Assassins complain about new EU rule that all hit-lists must be opt-in" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44154#post-126370 Sun, 17 Jun 2012 14:52:55 +0000 bonjonelson 126370@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hit-men, assassins and serial killers are united in condemnation of new European Union rules that went into effect at midnight making it illegal to add anyone from the EU to any kind of "hit-list" without their express consent.</p> <p>With fines of up to 400 euros for repeat offenders, professional killers are claiming the added paperwork will push them over the edge. Mario, a retribution consultant from Sicily, gave his opinion of the new legislation - "It's terrible. First, we have to visit the client, explain that we would like to put them on our list and the reasons why. If they choose to accept, they still have a 28-day 'cooling off' period when they can request to be removed from the list. I always expected to be buried with the fishes, not in paperwork." </p>