http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4413 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 23:21:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4413#post-12402 Thu, 13 May 2010 12:01:18 +0000 Basil_B 12402@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bristow's first duty as acting prime minister is to set up the Whitehall and District Darts league where by the various governmental departments will play each other on a round robin basis over the next few weeks.<br /> The league starts friday night with Bristow's own team No.10 Crafty Conservatives versus the representative team of the Ministry of Defence the Whitehall Missiles with the match bullying off at eight p.m.<br /> Bristow's likely line up will be Vince 'the electric' Cable, George 'the count'Osbourne, William 'baby face' Hague, Oliver 'don't let them win' Letwin and Bristow himself with no place for Nick 'clothes peg' Clegg as an average of only 26 after three arrows as relegated him to the subs bench.<br /> Second game Saturday night will feature the Department of work and pensions versus the Foreign Office or as their names say on the team sheet the 'dole busters' versus the 'Johnny Foreigners'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4413#post-12301 Wed, 12 May 2010 21:38:36 +0000 Ddigon o broblem 12301@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Darts legend Eric Bristow has refused to comment to rumours that he is in fact new PM David Cameron.<br /> The 'Crafty Cockney' who bears an uncanny resemblance to Mr Cameron dodged reporters questions as he was ushered to a waiting car after a darts exhibition in west London this evening.<br /> It is an established fact that Bristow and Cameron have never been seen together publically and yet both are known to throw a mean arrow and share similar political values.</p> <p>PC Tommy Steel who was on duty outside number 10 yesterday also let slip information that Bristow being the PM could be a reality and fuelled rumours that a dart board had been hung on the inside of the door.<br /> The officer was overheard on his radio reporting to his station HQ that he heard three intermittent knocks in a repeditive pattern coming from the back of the door of 10 Downing Street. On further investigation he overheard Cameron screaming "180", followed shortly by Clegg dismaying "Shit, 26 again!"</p> <p>The constant hand shaking between the pair also adds weight to suggestions that Parlimentary positions are being decided upon by '501 Double off'.</p> <p>More to follow...<br /> Ddigon O Broblemau, Goatshed At Ten, Lakeside. </p>