http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 15:33:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=3#post-128465 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 18:10:18 +0000 Al OPecia 128465@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>oops, Jen, I geddit now..... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=3#post-128464 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 18:09:31 +0000 The All New Jeni B 128464@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes Al, I know...</p> <p>(In my spare time I'm a bit of a Cetacean freak) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-128458 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:18:39 +0000 Al OPecia 128458@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, striclty speaking, orcas are, in fact, dolphins........ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-128451 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:39:07 +0000 The All New Jeni B 128451@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Trust me, those are definitely dolphins...</p> <p>No, it's perfectly safe to turn your back on this Orca... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-128440 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 15:14:44 +0000 Thor 128440@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hell’s Angels? More like Charlie’s Angels!</p> <p>Your sister never complained about the pain, I think she liked it.</p> <p>Equality for women? Ha, ha, ha!</p> <p>No, I’m not giving up the bonus. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-128396 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 09:40:01 +0000 kimllfixit 128396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Waxing your big muscles is soooo gay" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-128388 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 09:10:01 +0000 andhrimnir 128388@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>thanks Bob :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-128035 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 12:27:18 +0000 Oxbridge 128035@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You're right Kylie, it isn't going to spank itself. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-128032 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 11:46:04 +0000 andhrimnir 128032@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"I will not resign" - Bob Diamond June 2012. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126940 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 20:51:39 +0000 Thor 126940@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why don’t you stick a broom up my arse and I’ll sweep the floor at the same time? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126938 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 20:12:46 +0000 JohnA 126938@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Yes of course I'll go into coalition with you again, Mr Cameron" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126862 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 10:23:37 +0000 bonjonelson 126862@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Finally! My time machine works! Now to go back and kill my grandfather. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126860 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 10:16:54 +0000 Nick McCarr 126860@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"I mean, how dangerous could BASE jumping be?" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126854 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 08:57:26 +0000 Sinnick 126854@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, it makes you look old &amp; fat, dear ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126847 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 08:17:39 +0000 Scroat 126847@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126841 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 08:05:10 +0000 Oxbridge 126841@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>One-star THIS, you b*stard... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126837 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 07:21:18 +0000 JohnA 126837@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"I'm not one to criticize darling, but this cup of tea is rather bitter..." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126785 Thu, 21 Jun 2012 15:39:37 +0000 Thor 126785@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Any team but England... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126738 Thu, 21 Jun 2012 10:47:57 +0000 Al OPecia 126738@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"I appreciate as a comedian, people will expect me to 'make light' of this situation, but I'm not going to in this statement. As this is obviously a serious matter…" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126696 Thu, 21 Jun 2012 00:39:58 +0000 Very Little Else 126696@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm sorry, but size does matter. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126688 Wed, 20 Jun 2012 21:17:24 +0000 Mary Evans 126688@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh go on. Just one for the road.*</p> <p>*Application tbc </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126626 Wed, 20 Jun 2012 09:22:12 +0000 Nick McCarr 126626@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"What does this button do?"</p> <p>Next - epitaphs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126473 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 18:58:37 +0000 Thor 126473@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Darling, what are you doing with that axe? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126436 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 11:33:51 +0000 seymour totti 126436@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"No need to panic. That Lion's just yawning!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126435 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 11:31:19 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 126435@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No no no no nonononononopleaseohgodpleasehelpmesomebodyhelpmeeeeeEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126426 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 09:15:51 +0000 herculepoisson 126426@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You wait ages for a bus to come along and then two run you over at once. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126424 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 09:02:19 +0000 cinquecento 126424@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd like to know the last words of Jim Heselden inventor of the Segway, who died going over a cliff on one. Presumably, given their speed, he had about 5 minutes in which to debate aloud and at great length whether to jump off at the risk of stubbing a toe, or continue trundling towards destruction. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126422 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 08:45:49 +0000 seymour totti 126422@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Oi, Jackie Chan. That's a girl's name." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126414 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 08:33:06 +0000 dvo4fun 126414@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Thor</p> <p>"Firstly I'm not a punk and secondly yes, I do feel lucky as it happens." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44104&page=2#post-126413 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 08:32:33 +0000 seymour totti 126413@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"I think you and the rest of your heavily armed Ukrainian thugs should be more respectful to ethnic minorities." </p>