http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44018 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 21:02:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44018#post-125967 Wed, 13 Jun 2012 09:02:15 +0000 Blowsabella 125967@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scroat, once you start Danny Boy(le)ing, you'll be at it all day.</p> <p>Fingers are crossed that Cheryl’s off the playlist,<br /> That ancient cliffs are Dover’s not Richards.<br /> The Queen won’t bear another bloody concert,<br /> A dodgy bladder’s deffo on the cards. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44018#post-125964 Wed, 13 Jun 2012 08:35:41 +0000 Scroat 125964@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The fucking trolls are getting on my titty-wits<br /> They're really getting on my fucking nerves<br /> But never fear, one day we will be free of them<br /> And we'll return to 'Biscuit peace and lurve. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44018#post-125932 Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:47:37 +0000 Danny 125932@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44018#post-125925 Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:26:14 +0000 Yikes 125925@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good!</p> <p>Edit: Might be some way to squeeze this into left alert ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44018#post-125924 Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:25:57 +0000 Blowsabella 125924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know, but what the heck ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44018#post-125922 Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:22:57 +0000 Salmon of Knowledge 125922@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice poem. Useless on here, mind. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44018#post-125918 Tue, 12 Jun 2012 21:38:33 +0000 Blowsabella 125918@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>O, Danny Boyle, the sheep, the sheep are grazing<br /> To open Games, a Beatle at their side.<br /> The Budget's blown, but it will be 'amazing',<br /> The NHS and cricket will collide.<br /> Glas'bury Tor! A giant bell and mosh-pit,<br /> A score of sparklers and a fluffy cloud,<br /> A horse, a cow, and possibly some chickens -<br /> O, Danny Boyle, O Danny Boyle you'll do us proud.</p> <p>Now in the wards, the patients’ beds lie empty<br /> And our young people’s future has been canned,<br /> But £27 million buys a lot of maypoles<br /> To decorate this green and pleasant 'lympic land.</p> <p>We'll roll out barrels, wave our flags of Empire<br /> And hope Take That and Who can sing in tune.<br /> Before we know it, swiftly comes September,<br /> And we'll return to economic gloom.</p> <p>Yes, we'll simply return to economic gloom. </p>