http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43958 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 22:00:46 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43958#post-125946 Wed, 13 Jun 2012 06:31:07 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 125946@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It wasn't a serious comment, I knew it was a compliment to Nunnion rather than a dig at anybody else.</p> <p>Good to see a new name on the FP, and a cracking debut. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43958#post-125941 Wed, 13 Jun 2012 02:46:08 +0000 Sinnick 125941@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>VCG, I wasn't having a go at wayland, obviously, having had a recent twosome with him. So to speak.</p> <p>Nunnion has clearly thought about this and come in with a great article. Several of our contributors (including myself) just don't put in the effort to prepare an article of the appropriate content &amp; length. Lucky for everyone, I keep my own half-hearted attempts to myself. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43958#post-125934 Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:52:16 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 125934@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You hear that wayland? This is how it should be done. You could learn something from the boy Splendacular. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43958#post-125842 Tue, 12 Jun 2012 13:01:23 +0000 button 125842@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43958#post-125840 Tue, 12 Jun 2012 12:12:40 +0000 Sinnick 125840@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent, excellent FP. Ticks lots of boxes, 5*</p> <p>Folks, this is how it should be done. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43958#post-125790 Tue, 12 Jun 2012 08:59:52 +0000 Skylarking 125790@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Huzzah a new 'name' to watch out for. An unpronouncable name, mind... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43958#post-125769 Tue, 12 Jun 2012 05:41:43 +0000 dvo4fun 125769@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Logs in, shoots, scores. Lovely</p> <p>"Thinking that a controlled explosion might be a good way of ditching the unacclaimed minister, he bought him a loud, ticking pocket watch, smeared his suit in dog food and left him near a bench in Kings Cross railway station" </p> <p>Is m' favourite, very wayland-esque </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43958#post-125768 Tue, 12 Jun 2012 05:31:49 +0000 Yikes 125768@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good stuff - like the last line!</p> <p>Edit: wow, first post and FP - well done! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43958#post-125724 Mon, 11 Jun 2012 14:15:16 +0000 Nunnion Splendacular 125724@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Prime Minister David Cameron has admitted to trying to leave Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub, a railway station, two airports and a caravan. But despite his best efforts, the young minister has been reunited with the PM on every occasion.</p> <p>David Cameron first came up with the idea of just leaving Hunt somewhere after reading a warning poster about the dangers of unwanted baggage. “There was a smart picture of a police officer, scowling and promising to blow it up”, he explained. Thinking that a controlled explosion might be a good way of ditching the unacclaimed minister, he bought him a loud, ticking pocket watch, smeared his suit in dog food and left him near a bench in Kings Cross railway station.</p> <p>“The sniffer dogs found him quite quickly, and he was soon cordoned off”, Cameron went on. “We were hoping that we might have seen the back of him.” Unfortunately, the station falls under News International’s police jurisdiction, and instead of igniting Hunt, he was delivered back to Downing Street in a van.</p> <p>Cameron wept at a press conference as he explained how the two were reunited, before announcing he had his ‘full and unequivocal support.’ The PM then pointed skywards to an imaginary circling dragon, and ducked behind the lectern, crossing his fingers and closing his eyes. </p> <p>Hunt claims to enjoy being repeatedly abandoned, especially in pubs with Sky Sports. “David has assured me that we will always be together, as long as I cut my name out of the labels in my clothes, and keep taking a dash of rohypnol in my gin and tonic”, declared Hunt. Cameron has insisted that Hunt takes a separate car to future events, one with the windows blacked out and his head in a bin bag, to avoid him being spotted by any passing memorable land marks.</p> <p>While Cameron may lack the resolve to actually sack the culture secretary, he is still hoping he might disappear. “There’s always a chance he might lose his memory and find himself on a Russian trawler with a chip in his neck”, conceded Cameron. “But just in case he is found, I’m putting up dozens of ‘unwanted’ posters.” </p>