http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43837 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 05:12:06 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43837#post-125459 Fri, 08 Jun 2012 08:37:43 +0000 Yikes 125459@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>stars for the "serious doubts about his Not Killing John Terry abilities" line! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43837#post-125424 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 20:26:20 +0000 nickb 125424@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes "footballing reasons" the new euphemism of choice </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43837#post-125377 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 13:20:20 +0000 RickH 125377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So who do you want Roy?<br /> The knackered old lying druggie or the knackered old lying thug? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43837#post-125369 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 12:47:24 +0000 daneade 125369@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Roy Hodgson today called up 79 year old Bert Cooke to the England Euro 2012 squad today, purely for ‘footballing reasons’ he said completely lyingly.</p> <p>79 times capped England legend Rio Ferdinand was again passed over for a useless crock, who it’s thought will fit into the team much better because of his rare ability of not wanting to kill John Terry.</p> <p>‘I respect Rio’s footballing abilities but I’ve got serious doubts about his Not Killing John Terry abilities.’ said Hodgson. </p> <p>‘We’re not blessed with many in England who don’t pathologically loathe JT so that’s why I’ve opted for a senile pensioner to slot in at left back.’ </p>