http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 18:47:59 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125507 Fri, 08 Jun 2012 19:08:18 +0000 riesler 125507@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I tried a Welsh name but had to get a new keyboard when the l wore out.</p> <p>There's 7ovely! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125506 Fri, 08 Jun 2012 17:45:02 +0000 writinginbsl 125506@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep</p> <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125431 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 23:42:36 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 125431@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125397 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 16:13:13 +0000 Boutros 125397@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ooh thanks dvo4fun (my new password by the way), and everyone else too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125386 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:42:23 +0000 dvo4fun 125386@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Missed out on the progress of this sub so I'll just "Do a John Terry" and nip in at the end with a fistful of stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125383 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 13:49:44 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 125383@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I predict a whole host of little Scronnyglonkle's in years to come! five stars from me and future Scronnyglonkle's </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125378 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 13:24:00 +0000 Gerontius 125378@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent work Boutros.<br /> Like Wayland said....it doesn't apply if you live in Wales, nobody can spell any of those names anyway.<br /> Also, if you come from Cornwall - it would be pointless using you mother's maiden name. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125374 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 13:04:55 +0000 Duff 125374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>New ending = splendido </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125367 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 12:26:11 +0000 Boutros 125367@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>New ending. Thanks for all feedback. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125366 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 12:24:02 +0000 Duff 125366@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Feel it's back on track with this latest edit. Maybe nitpicking now perhaps but I'd be tempted to make the bank guy finish at the "security begins at home" bit. Good piece though... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125362 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:41:54 +0000 Boutros 125362@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ok it's all different again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125361 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:36:23 +0000 Yikes 125361@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like this and like WoM's line as well if that could be somehow worked in .. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125358 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:29:43 +0000 waylandsmithy 125358@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It might also be worth pointing out to people that they don't necessarily need to change where they were born on a weekly basis, but it is a good idea to lie about it. And then write the lie down on a post-it, which you can keep in your top drawer, or under your keyboard. Or just make sure you're born somewhere hard to spell: anywhere in Wales would be ideal. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125355 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:21:59 +0000 Boutros 125355@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ok good advice. If I get time I will have another go </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125352 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:16:29 +0000 Duff 125352@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hmm, I feel loses its initial punch with that change of direction, and were I you and I was going to expand on the original, then I'd make it less anecdotal and more security systems-madness weighted (if that makes any sense?) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125350 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:13:47 +0000 Boutros 125350@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've extended it a bit. May have gone off beam now though. Oh well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125349 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:12:07 +0000 Qoxiivi 125349@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>SUCH a good idea. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125343 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 10:48:58 +0000 waylandsmithy 125343@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great! Really like it! Definitely strong enough for an FP, if you expand it. But a sure-fire NiB. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125341 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 10:26:06 +0000 Duff 125341@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Made me chuckle. Very good. Typo in Bank bloke's name though, you've got a 0 instead of an...no hang on a minute...</p> <p>Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125340 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 10:24:18 +0000 A Wagonload Of Monkeys 125340@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent, it was for my children's future security that i rejected the advances of Lucy Password and married Emma jM^&amp;T4~Ol instead. Let's see any future identity thief try and guess their Mother's maiden name... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125339 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 10:20:28 +0000 Rizzo 125339@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nice angle, like it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43829#post-125337 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 10:11:05 +0000 Boutros 125337@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Popular pet names Rover, Cheryl and Kate could be a thing of the past. Banks are now advising parents to think carefully before naming their child's first pet. For security reasons, the chosen name should have at least eight characters, a capital letter and a digit. It should not be the same as the name of any previous pet, and must never be written down, especially on a collar as that is the first place anyone would look. Ideally, children should consider changing the name of their pet every 12 weeks.</p> <p>Expectant mothers have also been advised to choose carefully where they give birth. Anywhere that has a place name is best avoided. These are listed on maps, which are freely available on the Internet. </p> <p>It's a good idea too, security experts have warned, for children not to get friendly with certain teachers. For instance, Miss Smith may be enriching your son's education but he should try and see if he can't make a favourite of Father O'Grinnighan-Scythe II, even though it may mean a lot of staying late.</p> <p>We tried to call Barclays' security expert R0b Ste!nway for a comment, but he was not available for 24 hours, having answered his phone incorrectly three times in succession. </p>