http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43827 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 18:15:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43827#post-125333 Thu, 07 Jun 2012 09:17:12 +0000 Duff 125333@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The fashion community is today divided following the announcement of a new test that has been developed and can be applied to unborn foetuses; one that will enable designers to see just how good, or awful, people will look in jeans from their teenage years upwards.</p> <p>Top couture designer, Victoria Beckham, has slammed the move saying that it is "Flying in the face of God," but former <em>Clothes Show</em> presenter, Jeff Banks, has welcomed the prospect of such a test; suggesting that it will go a long way to ensure the numbers of people seen walking around our high streets and shopping centres in ill-fitting denim will be halved by as early as 2017. He went on to add, "I mean just think of a world where peoples' arses will be kept in their right and proper place, and where there are no thongs popping out over waistbands, repulsing and revolting all right-thinking people. It's a Utopian dream!" </p> <p>Meanwhile a spokesman for The British Retail Consortium has given a lukewarm response to the news. He told the BBC, "Members are treating this development with extreme caution. To sum it up I'd have to say there might be a bit of wrangling to be done yet before the test can be adopted wholesale." </p>