http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4379 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 22:47:54 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4379#post-12241 Wed, 12 May 2010 15:37:12 +0000 ED209 12241@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Despite public shows of unity, Tory cabinet members are secretly 'fagging' their Lib Dem colleagues, senior party sources reveal today.</p> <p>Far from being given genuine positions of responsibility, the Lib Dems are shining shoes, making tea, running errands and performing miscellaneous sexual favours for their Tory counterparts.</p> <p>'We can't let these Westminster boys think they've had an education,' said a senior Tory minister. 'They'll learn their place through a process of subservient obedience and marginally consensual sexual activity.' </p>