http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4366 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 21:44:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4366#post-12290 Wed, 12 May 2010 21:14:10 +0000 Ddigon o broblem 12290@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Further reports have been made of Deputy PM Nick Clegg wearing his infamous 'age 12' shorts.<br /> A 'Jimmy Krankie' lookalike was caught in the rear garden of 10 Downing Street after a sharp eared security guard heard the song 'Devil woman' coming from up a tree. After being pulled down to the ground the Lib Dem leader was suspected of scrumping and was about to be disciplined by security staff.<br /> However before 'naughty Nick' could receive his spanking, an eagle eyed David Cameron caught sight of his Deputy in distress and called out to halt matters.<br /> Mr Clegg has been warned in future not to leave the building wearing his office attire. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4366#post-12210 Wed, 12 May 2010 13:12:06 +0000 Basil_B 12210@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cameron also alledgely ordered Clegg to forward wind his Cliff Richard tape to Cliff's hit ' Carrie doesn't live here anymore' ordering Clegg to drop the word Carrie for Gordon. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4366#post-12202 Wed, 12 May 2010 12:49:27 +0000 Ddigon o broblem 12202@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More to follow... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4366#post-12197 Wed, 12 May 2010 12:29:23 +0000 Ddigon o broblem 12197@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nick Clegg has strenuously denied that his working role alongside the Conservative leader includes a secret provision to don roller skates and become Mr Cameron's office boy runner.</p> <p>Clegg stressed that suggestions he had worn a walkman with headphones playing the Cliff Richards hit 'wired for sound', squeezing into a pair of 'age 12' shorts, and parading around the office on roller skates was absolutely ludircrous.</p> <p>This story emerges on the back of Gordon Brown allegedly agreeing to a similar role had Mr Clegg agreed to a coalition with the Labour party...<br /> However any possible deal between the parties broke down when a plump Mr Brown only managed to fit one leg into the shorts before crashing backwards onto the office photocopier...</p> <p>Sir Cliff Richard was unavailable for comment... </p>