http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43651 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 00:22:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43651#post-124929 Sun, 03 Jun 2012 09:57:27 +0000 Mr Target 124929@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43651#post-124928 Sun, 03 Jun 2012 09:57:22 +0000 Yikes 124928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well that was a treat! 5*. Love the ending! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43651#post-124926 Sun, 03 Jun 2012 09:51:30 +0000 nickb 124926@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The world's first automotive fuel to have a testosterone additive will go on sale on British forecourts this Autumn. "This isn't just a gimmick," said Mike Adams of the Fuel Retailers Association. "Tests show that tiny amounts of the male hormone in unleaded fuel does improve power and performance, particularly of red sports cars."</p> <p>Jeremy Clarkson is thought to be central to the new fuel's planned publicity campaign. "It appeals to every red blooded male's psyche" he told motoring journalists. "It isn't just about thrusting acceleration, it's about how sexy fast cars are. Show me a man who hasn't at one time or another considered ejaculating into a beautiful car's petrol hole, and I'll show you a picture of Rebekah Brooks in handcuffs. In fact I'll show you a picture of Rebekah Brooks in handcuffs anyway! Look!" </p>