http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43627 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 03:57:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43627#post-124846 Sat, 02 Jun 2012 09:06:27 +0000 Mart1054 124846@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In another gaff to rival the recent LOL debacle, David Cameron today admits being confused by 'gullible' and 'grey'. He stated "We'll offer to give the electorate a Referendum on Europe to gain the gullible vote" These hard working supporters have done a lot for our party like paying for the drop in the 50% tax rate with the Granny Tax. We have a lot to thank these gullible supporters for"</p> <p>He later stated that there would be a bonfire in the Downing Street garden. When asked if there would be an effigy of Jeremey Hunt an aid said "We don't do effigies". Blond MP Louise Mensch promptly asked "What does FEG stand for? We don't want another LOL cock-up. We all know that stands for Lots Of ... er ... Levison?" Louise Mensch MP was promptly led from the hall through a large oak panelled door. Following the news conference she left the cupboard and returned to her office.</p> <p>Aids confirmed that "As long as James Hunt was in place there would be no General Election, but yes, we can do interviews with David Cameron at any possible time after Wednesday week" The BBC stated "Bunch of Tory toffs, come the revolution ... ". The BBC later issued an abject apology "The BBC apologise unreservedly for this comment which, we must admit was, by BBC standards, slightly left of centre. The BBC has considered having a Tory voter on the staff many times but this has been felt to be too PC even for the BBC" </p>