http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43533 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 14:51:47 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43533#post-124756 Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:53:24 +0000 Midfield Diamond 124756@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>... waited on front paw and hind paw ... is a great phrase which should arguably be in the punchline. Good stuff.</p> <p>EDIT: Nice NiB, even without my favourite line ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43533#post-124620 Thu, 31 May 2012 18:05:13 +0000 waylandsmithy 124620@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Funny and wrong. 5! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43533#post-124612 Thu, 31 May 2012 16:21:08 +0000 CollieP 124612@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Woof! 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43533#post-124610 Thu, 31 May 2012 16:15:20 +0000 dvo4fun 124610@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More like a Staffordshire Sad than a Staffordshire Cross. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43533#post-124604 Thu, 31 May 2012 14:21:54 +0000 medici2471 124604@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mel Sykes is looking a bit rough these days </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43533#post-124596 Thu, 31 May 2012 13:07:42 +0000 Gary Stanton 124596@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The RSPCA has come under fire from dogs for publishing pictures of a malnourished size zero Staffordshire cross, which have left many of them feeling unhappy about the way they look.</p> <p>The dog, which was abandoned in a cardboard box by the side of the road, has been described as the ‘thinnest dog ever seen alive’ and ‘absolutely way out of our league’ by male dogs across Britain.</p> <p>The animal, since named Hope, which is kind of hedging your bets, has already been snapped up on a lucrative six month modelling contract by<br /> Vogue magazine, assuming she pulls through. </p> <p>Hope was wearing a stylish off-the-shoulder layer of bubble wrap when handed in by a man in Weston-Super-Mare, who promptly legged it as fast as he could in the opposite direction. </p> <p>Bitches, meanwhile, say the images of Hope put unnecessary pressure on them to change their eating habits to meet the requirements of a canine rescue industry that panders to waif-like strays. </p> <p>Benji , a 3 year-old Red Setter said, ‘I’m as guilty as the next dog of wolfing everything down in one go. I’ve tried to lose weight, honestly I have, but it’s difficult when people keep passing you tasty morsels of food under the table. ‘</p> <p>‘Woof. ‘ </p> <p>And Princess, a 4 year-old Border Collie from Totnes agrees that, by publishing images of Hope in this way, the RSPCA are simply rubbing her nose in it. </p> <p>‘Look at that skinny bitch! She gets waited on front paw and hind paw, as much food as she can eat and a warm kennel into the bargain,’ she growled. </p> <p>Straining on her leash a little, she added.</p> <p>‘Don’t get me wrong. I get regular exercise – two walks a day and the chance to chase a stick every now and then. You’d think the weight would fall off but my downfall is treats. ‘</p> <p>‘I blame advertising. ‘</p> <p>‘Excuse me, would you mind if I licked my genitals? ‘ </p> <p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2152198/Skin-bone-18lb-dog-abandoned-box-roadside-thinnest-RSPCA-seen.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2152198/Skin-bone-18lb-dog-abandoned-box-roadside-thinnest-RSPCA-seen.html</a></p> <p>(warning , image on the link is not for everyone ) </p>