http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43515 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:04:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43515#post-124597 Thu, 31 May 2012 13:11:13 +0000 Ironduke 124597@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>GP pay is roughly quadruple vets pay.</p> <p>Speaking neutrally, I think we should be paid according to number of species treated, personally, but I'd settle for according to the number of legs our patients have. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43515#post-124582 Thu, 31 May 2012 10:21:55 +0000 Rowly 124582@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, Golf is better than looking at 18 holes a day </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43515#post-124580 Thu, 31 May 2012 10:19:01 +0000 Gerontius 124580@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The patients spend more time in my local surgery than the doctor's.<br /> They're just taking the <strike>piss</strike> sample. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43515#post-124567 Thu, 31 May 2012 08:37:08 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 124567@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think the doctors have been listening to what the American Health industry had to say about their pay in the film Sickko, as a golfer myself does this qualify me to be a Quack Doctor? and do you a fake alternative medicine practioner a doctor?</p> <p>have some astral projections for your trouble! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43515#post-124566 Thu, 31 May 2012 08:30:04 +0000 dvo4fun 124566@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"What do we want?"</p> <p>"A new BMW!"</p> <p>"When do we want it?"</p> <p>"When the Porsche is in for service!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43515#post-124554 Thu, 31 May 2012 00:16:27 +0000 Dumbnews 124554@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe managers instead of doctors would be funnier. Most doctors I know are too busy for golf... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43515#post-124553 Wed, 30 May 2012 22:12:24 +0000 Sinnick 124553@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great, and an extra sticker for the horny grumbo. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43515#post-124546 Wed, 30 May 2012 21:06:20 +0000 grumblechops 124546@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Psychiatrists prefer crazy golf </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43515#post-124544 Wed, 30 May 2012 20:37:47 +0000 Ironduke 124544@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>very good! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43515#post-124536 Wed, 30 May 2012 18:12:04 +0000 Mandy Lifeboat 124536@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p>