http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43475 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 05:46:55 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43475#post-124413 Tue, 29 May 2012 14:28:26 +0000 daneade 124413@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Olympic Security Chief Sir Peter Anderson admitted today he’s dying to blow some ‘Johnny Muzzo chaps’ to kingdom come during the Games.</p> <p>Confident security at the Games was ‘tighter than a nun’s vadge’ he issued a challenge to Al Qaida enquiring of them if they ‘felt lucky.’ He followed up this statement with ‘well do ya?’</p> <p>‘It’d be a shame not to use any of the shit we got.’ said Sir Peter. ‘We’re tooled up big-time so the team now are just fingers crossed, hoping for a stray 747 or two. Anything more than 10 feet off its flight-path will be getting a Stratford Special right up the jacksie.’</p> <p>‘We’re hoping Al Qaida show up and make an honest attempt at mass murder. It’d be a shame if they were put off by the traffic congestion and high prices during the games. We’d like them to get into the spirit of things by giving it a crack.’</p> <p>‘What really wets my pants though is the thought of hordes of ‘em, blocking out the sun, a mass strike, an all out assault by Johnny Al Qaida, fifth columnists rising up from Tower Hamlets, special terrorist spaceships attacking from space…’</p> <p>The press conference ended at this point as Sir Peter was dragged away by aides. </p>