http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43469 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 16:15:30 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43469#post-124578 Thu, 31 May 2012 10:13:51 +0000 Rowly 124578@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stars for this M'lud </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43469#post-124576 Thu, 31 May 2012 10:03:30 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 124576@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43469#post-124407 Tue, 29 May 2012 14:02:20 +0000 dvo4fun 124407@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>‘Rorting this baby for everything it’s got is what any self-respecting Lord would do,’ said Leveson as he warned he may call every single UK citizen twice if he felt like it.</p> <p>Lovely. Have some stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43469#post-124392 Tue, 29 May 2012 12:23:33 +0000 daneade 124392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bob Simpson was overjoyed today to learn he will be the only person in Britain excused from appearing at the Leveson inquiry.</p> <p>The inquiry, due to finish in May 2042, has come in for criticism for calling every single UK citizen as a witness.</p> <p>On hearing the news a relieved Mr Simpson said ‘Thank fuck for that. Ok I read the Sun, ogle the boobs, bust one out to the Dear Deidre letters, but I don’t think I have any profound insight into media corruption in the UK.’</p> <p>Lord Leveson defended his thorough approach and pointed out he only gets £1000 per day for ‘having the shit bored out of me.’</p> <p>‘Rorting this baby for everything it’s got is what any self-respecting Lord would do,’ said Leveson as he warned he may call every single UK citizen twice if he felt like it. </p> <p>In another development, Leeds builder Peter Roberts took the witness stand and promptly fell victim to the ‘Leveson Memory Curse’ when asked if he’d ever busted one out to a Sun close-up pic of Helen Flanagan on a beach holiday.</p> <p>‘Who’s Helen Flanagan? Never heard of her. Great tits though.’ he said. </p>